Hugh Kerfuffle

"Thunderbolts? Where does she get THUNDERBOLTS? Not only is that not FAIR, it contravenes Ye Geneva Convention, for heaven's sake! Half my men are on fire - and the others will never need an eyebrow comb again, that's for sure. Oop! Look out - here comes ano-"

- Hugh Kerfuffle's final Battle Log entry

Hugh Kerfuffle was a barbarian chieftain who led an assault on Megwynne Stormbinder's village while all the menfolk were on a hunting trip. He was killed by Megwynne after the Gods added lightning bolts to her arsenal. His Battle Log providing a detailed account of the event would later be incorporated into the book HEROES FROM HISTORY: A Retrospective.

Etymology
His name is a play on "huge kerfuffle," meaning a big commotion.