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===Crypt 3000===

<p style="text-align:center;">Finally I made it into the Haunted Ruins. After locating the king's lost crown I stood face to face with my old pal, the genial and garuulous monarch.</p>

<p style="text-align:center;">Kingy P. opened a secret passage to the floodgate area, and in I went. That lever was mine for the pulling, baby. So I pulled it.With an inevitability that is really starting to get me down, this released two rather angry guardian golems.</p>

<p style="text-align:right;">This silver key is hidden away in a secret alcove within the Sleeping Village church. Replacing the church's missing crucifix will reveal its hiding place. Whoever gains access to this key will then have the ability to raid the inner sanctum of the Mayor's safe.</p>

<p style="text-align:center;">Each creature you meet on your adventures will be added to this book.</p>

<h5 style="text-align:center;">ZAROK SERPENT</h5>

This huge serpentine variant of the twisted madman is almost too horrific to contemplate, but a determined adventurer must of course face up to his responsibilities. Rumours abound that the only way to stun the slithering beast is to attack his hissing mouth. However this is unlikely to be an easy task when the beast is issuing forth devastating shockwaves, spat venom balls, and a writhing uncoiling tail of gargantuan proportions. Do your best dear adventurer to avoid these lethal offerings if you can. Legend has it that the heroic questor must find a way to injure the serpent's tail tip in order to vanquish the beast, but seeing as no would-be assassin has ever before been victorious in such a battle, one can only speculate.

===MELEE COMBAT===

<p style="text-align:center;">Each of the melee combat weapons has a quick attack {{ResurrectionControls|FA|A}} and a slow attack {{ResurrectionControls|SA|A}}</p>

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===ATTENTION SCUM!===

<p style="text-align:center;">No access to Sleeping Village.<br />Gates secured with a locking spell by order of Lord Zarok.<br />Return to your hovels and await thy doom.</p>

===MEET THE GREATEST WARRIORS FROM HISTORY!===

<p style="text-align:center;">Congratulations, you may have already won a free trip to the Hall of Heroes.<br />To claim free admittance simply collect souls from vanquished enemies in this beautiful golden chalice. Once the chalice is full you can redeem your prize by visiting the Hall of Heroes.<br />Free gift with every visit!<br />There are many other chalice to find and collect. Don't delay, start killing today!</p>

===Witches' Gate===

<p style="text-align:center;">DANGER! NO ENTRY</p>

===Frozen Heart===

<p style="text-align:center;">The Stain Glass Demon is the master of the mausoleum. His wretched soul is preserved inside a frozen glass heart. It lies shrouded in a veil of darkness beyond this very gate.</p>

===Stain Glass Gate===

<p style="text-align:center;">This Stain Glass Demon gate has an unusual feature. It's keyhole is missing!</p>

<p style="text-align:center;">Only two school-imps at a time.</p>

===Repairman Note===

<p style="text-align:center;">Note to repairman:</p>

<p style="text-align:center;">Signed, The Farmer.</p>

<p style="text-align:center;">Beyond lies Kul Katura, Lord of the Serpents, greatest snake to ever slither across the earth.</p>

<p style="text-align:center;">P.S. Hurry, he's getting a cricked neck.</p>

===Pumpkin King===

<p style="text-align:center;">This is my beautiful baby, the Pumpkin King. Look at his little face!</p>

<p style="text-align:center;">Interview inadvertently terminated.</p>

=====CHAPTER 3=====

<p style="text-align:center;">The siege ended when Karl yelled a five-week long lecture on defense over the battlements in heavily-accented English. The attacking forces become so bored they went off to become celebrity chefs.</p>

<p style="text-align:center;">With his impregnable magic shield, Sturnguard's motto was "The BEST form of ATTACK is DEFENSE for sure!" (Hardly surprising, really, with a magic shield). Sadly his shield couldn't protect him against poor eating habits, and he choked to death on a jumbo bratwurst he had failed to chew.</p>

=====CHAPTER 4=====

<p style="text-align:center;">My Hero Weekly</p>

<p style="text-align:center;">96.<br />Doughty warriors formed defenses<br />and ye Amazons attack'd;<br />led by one gargantuan Damsel<br />who wath seriously stacked.<br />As she bounded down the hillside<br />all ye men were took aback,<br />staring wide-eyed at an Bosomme<br />like two Footballs in a Sack<br />97.<br />Wielding her spear madly,<br />she went through them at the run,<br />slaying four-and-twenty Soldiers<br />'fore ye fight had scarce begun.<br />As ye fields got dark and blood-drenched,<br />she howled "That's what I call fun!"<br />Buttocks gleaming in the sunlight<br />like two massive Breakfast Buns.</p>

=====CHAPTER 6=====

<p style="text-align:center;">06:27<br />My spy tells me the menfolk of the village are off on a "hunting trip". In other words, the travelling tinker's turned up with quality Begian ale and they're all off in the woods necking barrels of the stuff. Excellent</p>

<p style="text-align:center;">He was a friend and contemporary of Karl Sturnguard and was with him even to the end: it was while Dirk explained his outspoken views on Sturnguard's shield during a feast, that the latter, outraged, choked on a Bratwurst. Steadfast himself followed shortly afterwards in an unfortunate shaving accident.</p>

=====CHAPTER 8=====

<p style="text-align:center;">Extract from Cheerio! magazine: At Home With Prince Ravenhooves</p>

<p style="text-align:center;">Those strange shuffling shrubbites have their uses. They could LIFT your spirits if you look their way.</p>

===Ring Puzzle Hint===

===Enchanted Earth===

<p style="text-align:center;">A WARNING TO TRESPASSERS: Dragon Toad breeding season. Do not touch or stroke the toads, they don't like it and will kill you!</p>

==[[Scurvy Docks]]==

===Fish Hint===

<p style="text-align:center;">GRAFFITI OF THE ANCIENT MARINER:</p>

<p style="text-align:center;">Though their feet be uglier.</p>

<p style="text-align:center;">Another great scientific discovery foiled by lack of resources.</p>

===Hero Homage===

<p style="text-align:center;">To pay homage to the heroes stand in front of their statues and await spiritual guidance.</p>

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