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<p style="text-align:center;">96.<br />Doughty warriors formed defenses<br />and ye Amazons attack'd;<br />led by one gargantuan Damsel<br />who wath seriously stacked.<br />As she bounded down the hillside<br />all ye men were took aback,<br />staring wide-eyed at an Bosomme<br />like two Footballs in a Sack<br />97.<br />Wielding her spear madly,<br />she went through them at the run,<br />slaying four-and-twenty Soldiers<br />'fore ye fight had scarce begun.<br />As ye fields got dark and blood-drenched,<br />she howled "That's what I call fun!"<br />Buttocks gleaming in the sunlight<br />like two massive Breakfast Buns.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">96.<br />Doughty warriors formed defenses<br />and ye Amazons attack'd;<br />led by one gargantuan Damsel<br />who wath seriously stacked.<br />As she bounded down the hillside<br />all ye men were took aback,<br />staring wide-eyed at an Bosomme<br />like two Footballs in a Sack<br />97.<br />Wielding her spear madly,<br />she went through them at the run,<br />slaying four-and-twenty Soldiers<br />'fore ye fight had scarce begun.<br />As ye fields got dark and blood-drenched,<br />she howled "That's what I call fun!"<br />Buttocks gleaming in the sunlight<br />like two massive Breakfast Buns.</p> | ||
=====CHAPTER 6===== | =====CHAPTER 6===== | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">An encounter with Megwynne Stormbringer From the Battle Log of Barbarian Chieftan, Hugh Kerfuffle</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">An encounter with [[Megwynne Stormbringer]] From the Battle Log of Barbarian Chieftan, [[Hugh Kerfuffle]]</p> | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">06:27<br />My spy tells me the menfolk of the village are off on a "hunting trip". In other words, the travelling tinker's turned up with quality Begian ale and they're all off in the woods necking barrels of the stuff. Excellent</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">06:27<br />My spy tells me the menfolk of the village are off on a "hunting trip". In other words, the travelling tinker's turned up with quality Begian ale and they're all off in the woods necking barrels of the stuff. Excellent</p> | ||
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<p style="text-align:center;">He was a friend and contemporary of Karl Sturnguard and was with him even to the end: it was while Dirk explained his outspoken views on Sturnguard's shield during a feast, that the latter, outraged, choked on a Bratwurst. Steadfast himself followed shortly afterwards in an unfortunate shaving accident.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">He was a friend and contemporary of Karl Sturnguard and was with him even to the end: it was while Dirk explained his outspoken views on Sturnguard's shield during a feast, that the latter, outraged, choked on a Bratwurst. Steadfast himself followed shortly afterwards in an unfortunate shaving accident.</p> | ||
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<p style="text-align:center;">Extract from Cheerio! magazine: At Home With Prince Ravenhooves</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">Extract from Cheerio! magazine: At Home With Prince Ravenhooves</p> | ||