Medievil Times

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WANTED, immediately, A SAVIOUR.

===Medievil Times, page 2===

====PUBLIC APPOINTMENT:====

'''Sir Daniel Fortesque officially appointed by the Home Secretary to restore law and order in the capital.'''

We publish this morning an official communication from the Home Office announcing the appointment of SIR DANIEL FORTESQUE as MINISTER OF DEFENCE. Sir Daniel Fortesque was formerly a servant to the Crown 500 years ago and was decorated with the highest medal of the land after he successfully saved the county of Gallowrnere from demonic forces.

"On behalf of the House, I desire most cordially to thank Sir Daniel for coming out of retirement in order to be of service to his country once again. And to wish him every success in his forthcoming mission."

====TO THE EDITOR OF THE TIMES. -====

Sir. - I make use of this column firstly to humbly thank

you for (...) with such a prestigious tide and

second (...) of my intentions and the

views (...) with regard to this state of emergency (...)

I have good reason to suppose that the chaos unleashed in the city is the work of no other than the ruthless and ambitious industrialist - Lord Palethorn. It was brought to my attention sometime back when the wretched scoundrel was apprehended, that he was in the possession of the Ancient Book of Black Magic, which (...) time was in the possession of an equal rogue, Lord Zarok. Within the pages of this Ancient Book lies (...) spell which enables the sorcerer to unleash demons and other monsters from hell. These are the same re (...) demons and monsters that are terrorising our (...)

Received (...) the pages of the Ancient Book as missing (...) fell into the hands of the enemy he (...) his revenge (...)

In my mind I have good reason to suppose that the chaos unleashed in the city is the work of no other than the ruthless and ambitious industrialist - Lord Palethorn. It was brought to my attention sometime back when the wretched scoundrel was apprehended, that he was in the possession of the Ancient Book of Black Magic, which (...) time was in the possession of an equal rogue, Lord Zarok. Within the pages of this Ancient Book lies (...) spell which enables the sorcerer to unleash demons and other monsters from hell. These are the same re (...) demons and monsters that are terrorising our (...)

Information with regards to Lord Palethorn's evil henchmen, I urge you to report the matter to your local police station immediately. Do not attempt to tackle these monsters yourself as they are believed to be armed and extremely dangerous in nature.

(...)

Already in (...)ts to find the missing pages, I have (...) of a truly evil and hideous nature - zombies and gargoyles, to name but a few. In the meantime, I urge the public to keep indoors and roam the streets only when absolutely necessary.

Should any member of the public have any infromation at all regarding Lord Palethorn's evil henchmen, I urge you to report the matter to your local police station immediately. Do not attempt to tackle these monsters yourself as they are believed to be armed and extremely dangerous in nature. Several casualties have already resulted in an assault. And lastly fear not, for I have no doubt in my mind that these wicked plotters will be brought to justice. ''Should any member of the public have any infromation at all regarding Lord Palethorn's evil henchmen, I urge you to report the matter to your local police station immediately. Do not attempt to tackle these monsters yourself as they are believed to be armed and extremely dangerous in nature. Several casualties have already resulted in an assault. And lastly fear not, for I have no doubt in my mind that these wicked plotters will be brought to justice.''

In a written statement released (...) her majesty, the Queen has declared (...) on the people of London and the city (...) and intorelable.

The Queen gave the Royal Seal of (...) Sir Daniel Fortesque had been appointed (...) Minister of Defence. She further described (...) wicked and vowed that the plot (...)

Fortunately news has just been received (...) the pages of the Ancient Book as missing (...) fell into the hands of the enemy he (...) his revenge. Regarding Lord Palethorn's evil henchmen, I urge you to report the matter to your local police station immediately. Do not attempt to tackle these monsters yourself as they are believed to be armed and extremely dangerous in nature. Several casualties have already resulted in an assault. And lastly fear not, for I have no doubt in my mind that these wicked plotters will be brought to justice.

===Medievil Times, page 3===

====EMBALMED EGYPTIAN PRINCESS MISSING FROM BRITISH MUSEUM.====

Yesterday, in the (...) around fifteen (...) sounded in the (...) Bloomsbury (...) covered the (...) So far the only (...) reported missing (...) embalmed Egyptian princess (...) dating back to (...) which went on (...) display at the British Museum (...) last week as part of (...) Egyptian Antiquities (...) The princess has simply (...) Apart from a gold gilded (...) beloging to the princess which (...) covered in a side street in the (...) of the Museum, there are no other (...) to her whereabouts. (...) gentleman (who wishes to remain anonymous) reported seeing four people leaving the British Museum at just ten minutes past one that (...) morning. The princess is believed to be one of the four. The police are still questioning witnesses.

====WEAPONS ON LOAN FROM THE IMPERIAL WAR MUSEUM.====

In response to Sir Dan's request for military arsenal, the Imperial War Museum in Wandsworth, has kindly donated the following artillery to the cause:

Devastating multi-barrelled Gatling gun, five 16 inch (...) Italian blunderbuss guns with brass finish, (...) both capable of blowing the enemy into pieces, five (...) Arabian flintlock blunderbuss guns and (...) priceless Colada broadsword capable of (...) slicing the enemy in half. Sir Dan (...) professor with metal hands, has also suggested (...)ped with 16 crossbows and Ham(...) deal with enemies of organic m(...)

Already in (...) ts to find the missing pages, I have (...) of a truly evil and hideous nature - zombies and gargoyles, to name but a few. In the meantime, I urge the public to keep indoors and roam the streets only when absolutely necessary.

It is believed that Sir Dan has also approached the Natural History Museum and British Museum.

====LORD PALETHORN'S EVIL HENCHMEN IDENTIFIED.====

As of yesterday, police stations throughout the city were swamped with men and women who came forward to identify Lord Palethorn's evil henchmen. There were reports of walking zombies, evil pumpkin-headed creatures, gigantic prehistoric beats, vampires, limbless boxers. Many broke down and wept as they recounted the horrible atrocities of the past week.

'''''Sir Daniel Fortesque finds himself up against his old archenemy - Lord Palethorn whom he defeated 500 years ago.'''''

====SIR DAN'S MISSION.====

Sir Daniel Fortesque has been assigned to find the lost pages of the ANCIENT BOOK OF BLACK MAGIC before it falls into the hands of the evil sorcerer - now identified as the ruthless and ambitious LORD PALETHORN. Lord Palethorn has since been held responsible for conjuring a spell from the Ancient Book resurrecting monsters and demons from the Underworld to wreak havoc in the capital. We have reasons to suppose his ultimate goal is to achieve World domination. However, this ultimate revenge cannot be completed without these crucial last pages.

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====SIR DAN PICKS HIS ALLIES TO HELP WARD OFF LORD PALETHORN'S ARMY.====

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