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WANTED, immediately, A SAVIOUR.

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====PUBLIC APPOINTMENT:====

'''Sir Daniel Fortesque officially appointed by the Home Secretary to restore law and order in the capital.'''

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Fortunately news has just been received (...) the pages of the Ancient Book as missing (...) fell into the hands of the enemy he (...) his revenge. Regarding Lord Palethorn's evil henchmen, I urge you to report the matter to your local police station immediately. Do not attempt to tackle these monsters yourself as they are believed to be armed and extremely dangerous in nature. Several casualties have already resulted in an assault. And lastly fear not, for I have no doubt in my mind that these wicked plotters will be brought to justice.

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====EMBALMED EGYPTIAN PRINCESS MISSING FROM BRITISH MUSEUM.====

Yesterday, in the (...) around fifteen (...) sounded in the (...) Bloomsbury (...) covered the (...) So far the only (...) reported missing (...) embalmed Egyptian princess (...) dating back to (...) which went on (...) display at the British Museum (...) last week as part of (...) Egyptian Antiquities (...) The princess has simply (...) Apart from a gold gilded (...) beloging to the princess which (...) covered in a side street in the (...) of the Museum, there are no other (...) to her whereabouts. (...) gentleman (who wishes to remain anonymous) reported seeing four people leaving the British Museum at just ten minutes past one that (...) morning. The princess is believed to be one of the four. The police are still questioning witnesses.

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The three of them face a huge daunting task ahead of them as they race through the alleyways of London fending off dinosaurs, prehistoric demons and other hellish creatures that are determined to foil their efforts to find the missing pages.

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====THE WEATHER.====

METEOROLOGICAL REPORTS. WEATHER CHART, THURSDAY, APRIL. 20, 6P.M.

'''''Weather was fine over the United Kingdom as a whole, but with mist and gloom in London. The rest of the week we're expecting to see more cloud, fog and some rain.'''''

====PERSONAL, &c.====

HOUNDED BY DEMONS FROM THE UNDERWORLD. - Sir, I seek the advice of

an experienced physician. Day after day I am pursued by zombies and limbless boxers. They lie waiting for me every street corner. It's a living nightmare. I implore you, should you know of anyone who could put an end to my suffering, please ask him to call upon:

Vernon Thomas Williams. The Farmhouse. Beckensfield.

REPLY TO CORRESPONDENT:

(No information was available at the time this article went to print)

PROLONGED DEPRESSION FROM A FEAR OF THE DARK. - Sir, I wish to locate

a general practitioner who can prescribe a suitable remedy for my affliction. I am simply terrified of the dark. I can't venture outside for fear of the dark. I cannot sleep for fear of the dark. I dare not even wake for fear of the dark.

I should feel deeply grateful of any general practitioner who knows a cure to such an affliction. Please could he make himself known to:

David Levan 14, Lowgate street, April 21st.

REPLY TO CORRESPONDENT:

''Prolonged depression from a fear of the dark - Sir, it appears that you are suffering from a condition otherwise known as ACHLUOPHOBIA. This is not a serious condition and can be easily cured by taking two or more tablespoons of SHIITAKE emulsion available from most apothecaries. Should your condition persist after a week, please present yourself to Dr Langlan's surgery at:''

47 Harley Lane London

====PERSONAL, &c. Cont'd.====

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WHICH CRAFT CLUB. - A wide variety of traditional crafts to choose from. Apply to GEORGE SHEARER at The Mill, Richmond High Street.

BREAKFAST IN BED. - JAMES CARTER'S REVOLVING BED TABLE, adjustable to any height or inclination for reading and writing. Prices from 35s. Drawings free. Contact JAMES CARTER, 34 Battersea Park Lane, Battersea, S.W.

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====PLEASURE TOURS, &c.====

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Enjoy the town's thrilling yearly '''HAUNTED HAPPENINGS HALLOWEEN FESTIVAL''' prior to Halloween.

For details on how to enter our competition, please refer to the enclosed entry form.

Who knows where you could be spending Halloween this year?

====HYPNOTION POTION====

Dosage: Adults one-two-three-four or more tablespoons two or three times a week

FOR INSOMNIA Also Cures Consumption

Immediate sleep guaranteed or your money back!

"I fell into a deep sleep, for five days." Anne.N.Somniac

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====LONG-LIFE KNIFE POLISH:-====

also suitable for broadswords, axes and scissorhands

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====NEW AND IMPROVED HOOP AND STICK====

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