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A list of all the | A list of all the books in ''[[MediEvil: Resurrection]]''. | ||
==[[Dan's Crypt (Resurrection)|Dan's Crypt]]== | ==[[Dan's Crypt (MediEvil: Resurrection)|Dan's Crypt]]== | ||
===Crypt 3000=== | ===Crypt 3000=== | ||
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<p style="text-align:center;">Finally I made it into the Haunted Ruins. After locating the king's lost crown I stood face to face with my old pal, the genial and garuulous monarch.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">Finally I made it into the Haunted Ruins. After locating the king's lost crown I stood face to face with my old pal, the genial and garuulous monarch.</p> | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">Does EVERYONE have an angle? Old Kingy coughed up his chunk of Anubis mineral deposit. Then calmly informed me that I had to open some floodgates. Thereby releasing a deluge of lava beneath the castle, supposedly to destroy a certain horde of Shadow Demons. Someone is NOT going to be happy. | <p style="text-align:center;">Does EVERYONE have an angle? Old Kingy coughed up his chunk of Anubis mineral deposit. Then calmly informed me that I had to open some floodgates. Thereby releasing a deluge of lava beneath the castle, supposedly to destroy a certain horde of Shadow Demons. Someone is NOT going to be happy. And guess who'll be in the firing line?</p> | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">Kingy P. opened a secret passage to the floodgate area, and in I went. That lever was mine for the pulling, baby. So I pulled it.With an inevitability that is really starting to get me down, this released two rather angry guardian golems.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">Kingy P. opened a secret passage to the floodgate area, and in I went. That lever was mine for the pulling, baby. So I pulled it.With an inevitability that is really starting to get me down, this released two rather angry guardian golems.</p> | ||
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==[[The Graveyard (Resurrection)|The Graveyard]]== | ==[[The Graveyard (MediEvil: Resurrection)|The Graveyard]]== | ||
===ATTENTION SCUM!=== | ===ATTENTION SCUM!=== | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">No access to Sleeping Village.<br />Gates secured with a locking spell by order of Lord Zarok.<br />Return to your hovels and await thy doom.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">No access to Sleeping Village.<br />Gates secured with a locking spell by order of Lord Zarok.<br />Return to your hovels and await thy doom.</p> | ||
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===MEET THE GREATEST WARRIORS FROM HISTORY!=== | ===MEET THE GREATEST WARRIORS FROM HISTORY!=== | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">Congratulations, you may have already won a free trip to the Hall of Heroes.<br />To claim free admittance simply collect souls from vanquished enemies in this beautiful golden chalice. Once the chalice is full you can redeem your prize by visiting the Hall of Heroes.<br />Free gift with every visit!<br />There are many other chalice to find and collect. Don't delay, start killing today!</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">Congratulations, you may have already won a free trip to the Hall of Heroes.<br />To claim free admittance simply collect souls from vanquished enemies in this beautiful golden chalice. Once the chalice is full you can redeem your prize by visiting the Hall of Heroes.<br />Free gift with every visit!<br />There are many other chalice to find and collect. Don't delay, start killing today!</p> | ||
==[[Cemetery Hill (Resurrection)|Cemetery Hill]]== | ==[[Cemetery Hill (MediEvil: Resurrection)|Cemetery Hill]]== | ||
===Witches' Gate=== | ===Witches' Gate=== | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">DANGER! NO ENTRY</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">DANGER! NO ENTRY</p> | ||
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===Frozen Heart=== | ===Frozen Heart=== | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">The Stain Glass Demon is the master of the mausoleum. His wretched soul is preserved inside a frozen glass heart. It lies shrouded in a veil of darkness beyond this very gate.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">The Stain Glass Demon is the master of the mausoleum. His wretched soul is preserved inside a frozen glass heart. It lies shrouded in a veil of darkness beyond this very gate.</p> | ||
==[[Return to the Graveyard (Resurrection)|Return to the Graveyard]]== | ==[[Return to the Graveyard (MediEvil: Resurrection)|Return to the Graveyard]]== | ||
===Stain Glass Gate=== | ===Stain Glass Gate=== | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">This Stain Glass Demon gate has an unusual feature. It's keyhole is missing!</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">This Stain Glass Demon gate has an unusual feature. It's keyhole is missing!</p> | ||
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<p style="text-align:center;">Only two school-imps at a time.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">Only two school-imps at a time.</p> | ||
==[[Scarecrow Fields (Resurrection)|Scarecrow Fields]]== | ==[[Scarecrow Fields (MediEvil: Resurrection)|Scarecrow Fields]]== | ||
===Repairman Note=== | ===Repairman Note=== | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">Note to repairman:</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">Note to repairman:</p> | ||
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<p style="text-align:center;">P.S. Hurry, he's getting a cricked neck.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">P.S. Hurry, he's getting a cricked neck.</p> | ||
==[[Pumpkin Gorge (Resurrection)|Pumpkin Gorge]]== | ==[[Pumpkin Gorge (MediEvil: Resurrection)|Pumpkin Gorge]]== | ||
===Pumpkin King=== | ===Pumpkin King=== | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">This is my beautiful baby, the Pumpkin King. Look at his little face!</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">This is my beautiful baby, the Pumpkin King. Look at his little face!</p> | ||
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<p style="text-align:center;">Interview inadvertently terminated.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">Interview inadvertently terminated.</p> | ||
=====CHAPTER 3===== | =====CHAPTER 3===== | ||
<p style="text-align:center;"> | <p style="text-align:center;">Obituary: Karl Sturnguard</p> | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">Karl Sturnguard, noted warrior, spent most of his formative years under siege at his family | <p style="text-align:center;">Karl Sturnguard, noted warrior, spent most of his formative years under siege at his family castle.</p> | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">The siege ended when Karl yelled a five-week long lecture on defense over the battlements in heavily-accented English. The attacking forces become so bored they went off to become celebrity chefs.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">The siege ended when Karl yelled a five-week long lecture on defense over the battlements in heavily-accented English. The attacking forces become so bored they went off to become celebrity chefs.</p> | ||
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<p style="text-align:center;">With his impregnable magic shield, Sturnguard's motto was "The BEST form of ATTACK is DEFENSE for sure!" (Hardly surprising, really, with a magic shield). Sadly his shield couldn't protect him against poor eating habits, and he choked to death on a jumbo bratwurst he had failed to chew.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">With his impregnable magic shield, Sturnguard's motto was "The BEST form of ATTACK is DEFENSE for sure!" (Hardly surprising, really, with a magic shield). Sadly his shield couldn't protect him against poor eating habits, and he choked to death on a jumbo bratwurst he had failed to chew.</p> | ||
=====CHAPTER 4===== | =====CHAPTER 4===== | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">My Hero Weekly</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">My Hero Weekly</p> | ||
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<p style="text-align:center;">96.<br />Doughty warriors formed defenses<br />and ye Amazons attack'd;<br />led by one gargantuan Damsel<br />who wath seriously stacked.<br />As she bounded down the hillside<br />all ye men were took aback,<br />staring wide-eyed at an Bosomme<br />like two Footballs in a Sack<br />97.<br />Wielding her spear madly,<br />she went through them at the run,<br />slaying four-and-twenty Soldiers<br />'fore ye fight had scarce begun.<br />As ye fields got dark and blood-drenched,<br />she howled "That's what I call fun!"<br />Buttocks gleaming in the sunlight<br />like two massive Breakfast Buns.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">96.<br />Doughty warriors formed defenses<br />and ye Amazons attack'd;<br />led by one gargantuan Damsel<br />who wath seriously stacked.<br />As she bounded down the hillside<br />all ye men were took aback,<br />staring wide-eyed at an Bosomme<br />like two Footballs in a Sack<br />97.<br />Wielding her spear madly,<br />she went through them at the run,<br />slaying four-and-twenty Soldiers<br />'fore ye fight had scarce begun.<br />As ye fields got dark and blood-drenched,<br />she howled "That's what I call fun!"<br />Buttocks gleaming in the sunlight<br />like two massive Breakfast Buns.</p> | ||
=====CHAPTER 6===== | =====CHAPTER 6===== | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">An encounter with Megwynne Stormbringer From the Battle Log of Barbarian Chieftan, Hugh Kerfuffle</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">An encounter with [[Megwynne Stormbringer]] From the Battle Log of Barbarian Chieftan, [[Hugh Kerfuffle]]</p> | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">06:27<br />My spy tells me the menfolk of the village are off on a "hunting trip". In other words, the travelling tinker's turned up with quality Begian ale and they're all off in the woods necking barrels of the stuff. Excellent</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">06:27<br />My spy tells me the menfolk of the village are off on a "hunting trip". In other words, the travelling tinker's turned up with quality Begian ale and they're all off in the woods necking barrels of the stuff. Excellent</p> | ||
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<p style="text-align:center;">He was a friend and contemporary of Karl Sturnguard and was with him even to the end: it was while Dirk explained his outspoken views on Sturnguard's shield during a feast, that the latter, outraged, choked on a Bratwurst. Steadfast himself followed shortly afterwards in an unfortunate shaving accident.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">He was a friend and contemporary of Karl Sturnguard and was with him even to the end: it was while Dirk explained his outspoken views on Sturnguard's shield during a feast, that the latter, outraged, choked on a Bratwurst. Steadfast himself followed shortly afterwards in an unfortunate shaving accident.</p> | ||
=====CHAPTER 8===== | =====CHAPTER 8===== | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">Extract from Cheerio! magazine: At Home With Prince Ravenhooves</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">Extract from Cheerio! magazine: At Home With Prince Ravenhooves</p> | ||
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<p style="text-align:center;">Those strange shuffling shrubbites have their uses. They could LIFT your spirits if you look their way.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">Those strange shuffling shrubbites have their uses. They could LIFT your spirits if you look their way.</p> | ||
===Ring Puzzle Hint=== | ===Ring Puzzle Hint=== | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">Rotate the rings and carve a river to make the | <p style="text-align:center;">Rotate the rings and carve a river to make the flames subside and wither.</p> | ||
===Enchanted Earth=== | ===Enchanted Earth=== | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">A WARNING TO TRESPASSERS: Dragon Toad breeding season. Do not touch or stroke the toads, they don't like it and will kill you!</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">A WARNING TO TRESPASSERS: Dragon Toad breeding season. Do not touch or stroke the toads, they don't like it and will kill you!</p> | ||
==[[Scurvy Docks]]== | ==[[Scurvy Docks]]== | ||
===Fish Hint=== | ===Fish Hint=== | ||
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<p style="text-align:center;">GRAFFITI OF THE ANCIENT MARINER:</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">GRAFFITI OF THE ANCIENT MARINER:</p> | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">Most of the crew | <p style="text-align:center;">Most of the crew seem to be under the control of a few officers - without them they'd be like headless chickens.</p> | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">Though their feet be uglier.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">Though their feet be uglier.</p> | ||
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<p style="text-align:center;">Another great scientific discovery foiled by lack of resources.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">Another great scientific discovery foiled by lack of resources.</p> | ||
==[[Hall of Heroes (Resurrection)|Hall of Heroes]]== | |||
==[[Hall of Heroes (MediEvil: Resurrection)|Hall of Heroes]]== | |||
===Hero Homage=== | ===Hero Homage=== | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">To pay homage to the heroes stand in front of their statues and await spiritual guidance.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">To pay homage to the heroes stand in front of their statues and await spiritual guidance.</p> | ||
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