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Perhaps he can redeem himself? Zarok should be more careful where he aims his dark magic.
Perhaps he can redeem himself? Zarok should be more careful where he aims his dark magic.
====[[Morten the Earthworm]]====
====[[Morten the Earthworm]]====
Morten was so happy when Dan died. Surely, he initially had a lot of housework to do, but now he's got the place to himself, and just how he likes it.
Morten was so happy when Dan died. Surely, he initially had a lot of housework to do, but now he's got the place to himself, and just how he likes it.


Of course, Dan coming back to life was a bit of a shock, but Morten will do anything he can to keep his home-buddy safe (and get him back to the earthy darkness as quickly as possible).
Of course, Dan coming back to life was a bit of a shock, but Morten will do anything he can to keep his home-buddy safe (and get him back to the earthy darkness as quickly as possible).
====[[Information Gargoyles]]====
====[[Information Gargoyles]]====
Can you imagine how boring it would be to be a sentient being - wise even - and be stuck permanently to a brick wall? No wonder these guys are grumpy.
Can you imagine how boring it would be to be a sentient being - wise even - and be stuck permanently to a brick wall? No wonder these guys are grumpy.


They pass time by eavesdropping, gossiping, and bad-mouthing any bizarre looking adventurers that might pass by.
They pass time by eavesdropping, gossiping, and bad-mouthing any bizarre looking adventurers that might pass by.
====[[Merchant Gargoyles]]====
====[[Merchant Gargoyles]]====
Even in medieval times, there were vending machines designed to part a foolish hero from his gold.
Even in medieval times, there were vending machines designed to part a foolish hero from his gold.


Clever customers may qualify for a discount... just don't ask the merchant how he acquires his wares.
Clever customers may qualify for a discount... just don't ask the merchant how he acquires his wares.
===Enemies===
===Enemies===
====[[Zombies]]====
====[[Zombies]]====
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Well, if no one wants to worship him, let there be no worshippers at all!
Well, if no one wants to worship him, let there be no worshippers at all!
==== [[Jabberwocky]] ====
Many years ago, the foolish sorcerer [[Mazok the Muddled]] came into possession of a Dragon Egg. At this same time, Gallowmere was suffering under a terrible famine, and Mazok had been ordered by his king to seek out a magical solution. "If only the kingdom's scrawny chickens could lay eggs the size of a dragon egg," thought Mazok, and he set about applying his questionable skills to transform the egg.
Several days later, the kingdom had been saved! The hatched chicken-dragon - or Jabberwocky as it came to be known - possessed the ferocity of a dragon and the dim wit of a chicken. It rampaged through the kingdom on a murderous spree and killed so many that even the meager harvest was enough to sustain the survivors (as they mourned their loved ones).
The Jabberwocky was finally chased from the land by the hero [[Dirk Steadfast]], who poked it with his magic sword.


===Bosses===
===Bosses===
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