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It is believed that Sir Dan has also approached the Natural History Museum and British Museum. | It is believed that Sir Dan has also approached the Natural History Museum and British Museum. | ||
====LORD PALETHORN'S EVIL HENCHMEN IDENTIFIED.==== | ====LORD PALETHORN'S EVIL HENCHMEN IDENTIFIED.==== | ||
As of yesterday, police stations throughout the city were swamped with men and women who came forward to identify Lord Palethorn's evil henchmen. There were reports of walking [[zombies]], [[Pumpkin Plants|evil pumpkin-headed creatures]], [[Tyrannosaurus Wrecks|gigantic prehistoric | As of yesterday, police stations throughout the city were swamped with men and women who came forward to identify Lord Palethorn's evil henchmen. There were reports of walking [[zombies]], [[Pumpkin Plants|evil pumpkin-headed creatures]], [[Tyrannosaurus Wrecks|gigantic prehistoric beasts]], [[vampires]], [[Limb Creatures|limbless boxers]]. Many broke down and wept as they recounted the horrible atrocities of the past week. | ||
<small>'''''Sir Daniel Fortesque finds himself up against his old archenemy - Lord Palethorn whom he defeated 500 years ago.'''''</small> | <small>'''''Sir Daniel Fortesque finds himself up against his old archenemy - Lord Palethorn whom he defeated 500 years ago.'''''</small> | ||
====SIR DAN'S MISSION.==== | ====SIR DAN'S MISSION.==== | ||
Sir Daniel Fortesque has been assigned to find the lost pages of the ANCIENT BOOK OF BLACK MAGIC before it falls into the hands of the evil sorcerer - now identified as the ruthless and ambitious LORD PALETHORN. Lord Palethorn has since been held responsible for conjuring a spell from the Ancient Book resurrecting monsters and demons from the Underworld to wreak havoc in the capital. We have reasons to suppose his ultimate goal is to achieve World domination. However, this ultimate revenge cannot be completed without these crucial last pages. | Sir Daniel Fortesque has been assigned to find the lost pages of the ANCIENT BOOK OF BLACK MAGIC before it falls into the hands of the evil sorcerer - now identified as the ruthless and ambitious LORD PALETHORN. Lord Palethorn has since been held responsible for conjuring a spell from the Ancient Book resurrecting monsters and demons from the Underworld to wreak havoc in the capital. We have reasons to suppose his ultimate goal is to achieve World domination. However, this ultimate revenge cannot be completed without these crucial last pages. |