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===Friendlies===
===Friendlies===
====Sir Daniel Fortesque====
==== Sir Daniel Fortesque ====
Our bone-headed protagonist, born again into this Age of Wonders! In life he was just the worst: a coward, a cheat, a philatelist (or was it a philanderer... I don't recall). But either way, he seems to have woken up... different?
Our bone-headed protagonist, born again into this Age of Wonders! In life he was just the worst: a coward, a cheat, a philatelist (or was it a philanderer... I don't recall). But either way, he seems to have woken up... different?


Perhaps he can redeem himself? Zarok should be more careful where he aims his dark magic.
Perhaps he can redeem himself? Zarok should be more careful where he aims his dark magic.


====[[Morten the Earthworm]]====
==== [[Morten the Earthworm]] ====
Morten was so happy when Dan died. Surely, he initially had a lot of housework to do, but now he's got the place to himself, and just how he likes it.
Morten was so happy when Dan died. Surely, he initially had a lot of housework to do, but now he's got the place to himself, and just how he likes it.


Of course, Dan coming back to life was a bit of a shock, but Morten will do anything he can to keep his home-buddy safe (and get him back to the earthy darkness as quickly as possible).
Of course, Dan coming back to life was a bit of a shock, but Morten will do anything he can to keep his home-buddy safe (and get him back to the earthy darkness as quickly as possible).


====[[Information Gargoyles]]====
==== [[Information Gargoyles]] ====
Can you imagine how boring it would be to be a sentient being - wise even - and be stuck permanently to a brick wall? No wonder these guys are grumpy.
Can you imagine how boring it would be to be a sentient being - wise even - and be stuck permanently to a brick wall? No wonder these guys are grumpy.


They pass time by eavesdropping, gossiping, and bad-mouthing any bizarre looking adventurers that might pass by.
They pass time by eavesdropping, gossiping, and bad-mouthing any bizarre looking adventurers that might pass by.


====[[The Heroes]]====
==== [[The Heroes]] ====


====[[Merchant Gargoyles]]====
==== [[Merchant Gargoyles]] ====
Even in medieval times, there were vending machines designed to part a foolish hero from his gold.
Even in medieval times, there were vending machines designed to part a foolish hero from his gold.


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==== [[Headless Zombies]] ====
==== [[Headless Zombies]] ====
Have you ever had one of those days where you leave the house full of breezy purpose, only to realize that you've left something really important at home? Well, that's how these guys feel all the time.
Have you ever had one of those days where you leave the house full of breezy purpose, only to realize that you've left something really important at home? Well, that's how these guys feel all the time.
==== [[Imps]] ====
==== [[Graveyard Wolves]] ====
==== [[Scarecrows]] ====
==== [[Mad Farmers]] ====
==== [[Mecha Imps]] ====
==== [[Corn Killers]] ====
==== [[Bats]] ====
==== [[Pumpkin Plants]] ====
==== [[Pumpkin Bombs]] ====
==== [[Rats]] ====
These rats seem harmless, but they have tiny fingers an they're probably plotting something terrible.
Each rat you squish is an act of treason against the mighty rat king [[Rat King Derok|Derok]].
==== [[Townspeople]] ====
==== [[Boiler Guards]] ====
==== [[Mad Monks]] ====
==== [[Hedges]] ====
==== [[Head Bangers]] ====
==== [[Dragon Toads]] ====
==== [[Poisonous Plants]] ====
==== [[Shadow Demons]] ====
==== [[Ants]] ====
==== [[Armoured Knights]] ====
==== [[Tentacles]] ====
==== [[Mud Knights]] ====
==== [[Ghouls]] ====
==== [[Fish Monsters]] ====
==== [[Watchers]] ====
==== [[Guardians of Mellowmede]] ====
==== [[Rhinotaurs]] ====
==== [[The Condemned]] ====
==== [[Mummies]] ====


==== [[Serpent of Gallowmere]] ====
==== [[Serpent of Gallowmere]] ====
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Well, if no one wants to worship him, let there be no worshippers at all!
Well, if no one wants to worship him, let there be no worshippers at all!
==== [[Mace Knights]] ====
==== [[Stone Golems]] ====


==== [[Jabberwocky]] ====
==== [[Jabberwocky]] ====
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The Jabberwocky was finally chased from the land by the hero [[Dirk Steadfast]], who poked it with his magic sword.
The Jabberwocky was finally chased from the land by the hero [[Dirk Steadfast]], who poked it with his magic sword.
==== [[Pirate Crew]] ====
==== [[Pirate Officers]] ====
==== [[Flying Clocks]] ====
==== [[Flying Eyeballs]] ====
==== [[Fazguls]] ====


===Bosses===
===Bosses===
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Let's just reflect for a moment: isn't that just tragic? All this poor, troubled soul has ever wanted is to command the forces of darkness, enslave mankind, and play ball one last time with dear old Mr Snuffy.
Let's just reflect for a moment: isn't that just tragic? All this poor, troubled soul has ever wanted is to command the forces of darkness, enslave mankind, and play ball one last time with dear old Mr Snuffy.
==== [[Stained Glass Demon]] ====
I always thought it was a bad idea when they put a demon on their stained glass window. "Isn't that a little odd for a holy place?" I said. "What if a passing sorcerer brings it to life using arcane magic?" But did they listen?
Yes, he might have a glass jaw, but if you think shattering his dark heart is going to be easy, you'd better think again!


==== [[Guardians of the Graveyard]] ====
==== [[Guardians of the Graveyard]] ====
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Man's best friend, but not Dan's best friend.
Man's best friend, but not Dan's best friend.
==== [[Pumpkin King]] ====
==== [[Dragon Birds|Dragon Bird]] ====
==== [[Demonettes]] ====
==== Queen Ant ====
==== [[Mean Old Dragon]] ====
==== [[Ghost Ship Captain]] ====
==== [[Lord Kardok]] ====
==== [[Zarok's Beast Transformation|Zarok Beast]] ====


==Development==
==Development==
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