MediEvil 2/Intermissions

Professor's Lab

(1), introduction following Museum level

• Professor: Ah, well done, Winston, I see you managed to find him after all. Fortesque, pleased to meet you, I should imagine that you are a little nonplussed, as to what exactly is going on, eh??
• Dan: Uh... Uh...
• Professor: Well, allow me to introduce myself. Professor Hamilton-Kift, Magician, Inventor and master of the Occult at your service. If you're wondering what you're doing once again walking the earth, it appears that someone has got their hands on the legendary Zarok spell book.
• Dan: Zarok... Ugh... No...
• Professor: Well, people like myself have been searching for that book for centuries. The power within its pages, oooh! Well, last year certain pieces of the book turned up and this is the result, total chaos. First we have to find the extent of the damage don't we?? I myself am imprisoned in this god-awful pit without any power. Top priority is to get this place into suitable shape to start waging a little guerrilla war. Has Winston told you about collecting magic? He has? Good, good. Well, off you go then. Select where you want to go on the projector over here. Also if you collect the Chalice I should be able to reward you with a new weapon. You can collect this off me here.

Professor's Lab

(2), introduction following Victorian Townscape level

• Professor: Fortesque, you made it, excellent!! The energy you've collected has given us power of a sort... And  that's not all you've brought back I see. I don't normally approve of any old waif or stray, but when they're as pretty as this one, I think we can make exceptions. Ohhh, errr, Sorry, Sorry. Well tell me, did you find anything useful on your journey? A what?? Errr... A snake??? A dog and a rocket???
• Dan: And I also found this.
• Professor: Mmmmm, interesting. I'll analyse this and... see if I can't debrief our friend over here. Sir Dan, go and get some more Zombie juice for my machines.

Professor's Lab

(3), introduction following Freakshow level

• Professor

Dankenstein boxing (Iron Slugger)

Dankenstein boxing, Introduction

• Palethorn: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Night! Palethorn promotions, in association with the forces of darkness, brings you a match to the death, between... In the white corner, weighing in at 280 pounds with a record of no fights and no wins... Dankenstein. And in the black corner, weighing in at 440 pounds, with an unbeaten record of 40 straight wings. The unbeatable, the unstoppable, IRON SLUGGER! I don't need to tell you the prize that's at stake. LET'S GET IT ON!
• Professor: Er, OK I want a good clean fight and the first one to get a knockout is the winner. Any lost limbs can be collected between rounds. Shake and let's fight!

Professor's Lab (The Professor's Lab)

(5), introduction following Dan-kenstein boxing level

• Professor: Well, we won that round, quite literally, didn't we? But we're not out of the woods just yet. In fact, at this very moment I'm picking up two areas of extreme psychic disturbance. One in Whitechapel, the other... It's nothing I've ever seen... It's a pity you can't be in two places at once Dan.
• Princess: Professor, let me go.
• Dan: No, no, it's too dangerous.
• Professor: Well, if she's careful, and comes back at the first sign of trouble...
• Princess: Wait, Sir Fortesq... Dan... You freed me from my Tomb, do not imprison me in another. I wish to see the world, to help in the fight and I will be careful.
• Professor: Ok, Kiya you go to Whitechapel. Dan, you check out the other disturbance.

Vampire Boss (The Count)

(1), Introduction

• Vampire Boss: Yawn... What manner of creature are you to disturb the Count's sleep? Why before me I see nothing more than a re-animated bag of armour and bone. You have done well to get this far, but the Count has walked this Earth for a thousand years defeating hundreds stronger than you, and for a thousand more I...

• Dan: Get on with it!

• Vampire Boss: You interrupt me! For your insolence you shall suffer beyond all imagining my ugly little friend. Ha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

(2), Count armour smash

• Vampire Boss: Aaargh.
• Dan: Huh?
• Vampire Boss: You have fought well my bony friend, but all resistence is futile. You cannot defeat the Count.

(3), Count death

• Vampire Boss: Argh!

Sewers (The Sewers)

(part 1 of 5) - Sewers

• Mullock King: Is it true, the great one eye has come to save us?

(part 2 of 5) - Sewers

• Dan: Uh..Oh.

(part 3 of 5) - Sewers

• Mullock King: Well great one, you see we were once a happy tribe singing and dancing.

(part 4 of 5) - Sewers

• Mullock King: That was until the great beasts came and lured away all our women. Now the only song we sing is a sad one. We have lost the taste for the battle and the will to live.

(part 5 of 5) - Sewers

• Mullock King: Great god, can you restore our women to us? If you can, you will be well rewarded.