MediEvil Retailer Launch Kit: Difference between revisions

My name is '''Sir Daniel Fortesque'''. I am a corpse, a skeleton.<br>For 100 years I lay quietly decomposing in my [[Dan's Crypt (MediEvil)|crypt]], until I suddenly came back to life. My nemesis '''[[Zarok|Zorak]]{{sic}}, a dark wizard''', has transformed the [[Gallowmere|peaceful realm]] I fought for my whole life as a knight into a nocturnal world of [[zombies]]. Empowered by the strength of my resolve, my weapons, and my '''[[Arm|detachable arm]]''', I will not rest until I defeat Zorak{{sic}} and his zombies, because despite my death, I am a knight to the core.<br>You must understand that as a skeleton I am not going to have an easy time defeating over '''50 enemies''', uncovering more than '''60 secrets''', all '''across 7 terrifying levels''', on my own. Help me, please, help me.<br>"How can I help you," you may be asking yourself. Well, listen closely.<br>In the foreseeable future, hundreds of good souls will come into your store. They will ask you about '''<nowiki>'Medievil'</nowiki>''', a new game for the Playstation. Sell it to them, because it is the key to the '''dark 3D world''' that I reside in.<br>Using their '''Dual Shock Controller''' those good souls can help guide me in my journey to defeat Zorak{{sic}} and his monstrous servants. Not only will you do wonderful business and deliver hundreds of unique gaming experiences if you do this, but you will also help a noble skeleton return to his eternal rest.