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Death finally agreed to take me to the Haunted Ruins. I hope it's as pretty as everyone says. This Dragon Armour stuff is top. Crossed the river of lava and barely broke a sweat. | Death finally agreed to take me to the Haunted Ruins. I hope it's as pretty as everyone says. This Dragon Armour stuff is top. Crossed the river of lava and barely broke a sweat. | ||
Finally I made it into the Haunted Ruins. After locating the king's lost crown I stood face to face with my old pal, the genial and | Finally I made it into the Haunted Ruins. After locating the king's lost crown I stood face to face with my old pal, the genial and garrulous monarch. | ||
Does EVERYONE have an angle? Old Kingy coughed up his chunk of Anubis mineral deposit. Then calmly informed me that I had to open some floodgates. Thereby releasing a deluge of lava beneath the castle, supposedly to destroy a certain horde of Shadow Demons. Someone is NOT going to be happy. And guess who'll be in the firing line? | Does EVERYONE have an angle? Old Kingy coughed up his chunk of Anubis mineral deposit. Then calmly informed me that I had to open some floodgates. Thereby releasing a deluge of lava beneath the castle, supposedly to destroy a certain horde of Shadow Demons. Someone is NOT going to be happy. And guess who'll be in the firing line? | ||
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Phew, somehow finished them off, then a mad dash for the exit. Managed to reach it just seconds before the whole edifice crashed down around me. There was much rejoicing in the eye-socket of Fortesque. I wish the little squirt would quit jumping around in there - it plays havoc with my sinusitis. | Phew, somehow finished them off, then a mad dash for the exit. Managed to reach it just seconds before the whole edifice crashed down around me. There was much rejoicing in the eye-socket of Fortesque. I wish the little squirt would quit jumping around in there - it plays havoc with my sinusitis. | ||
==The Voodoo Witch's fortune== | ==The Voodoo Witch's fortune== | ||
{{Q|You is hanging out in some crumbling castle, Derelhiction is everywhere around.<br>I sensing somthin' here, a presence, yeah it's an old guy of regal bearin'.<br>I'm gettin' de letters K and P. Does dat mean anyting to you? This Man he haunts de castle to guard a ting of great power. Hold on I'm getting a bad vibe now. This place is DANGEROUS man.<br>Woah! I sensing great heat, wellin up fra below de fortress treatenin' its very existence. I tink de spirits are tryin' to tell you de boiler's about to go!|[[The Voodoo Witch]]}} | {{Q|You is hanging out in some crumbling castle, Derelhiction is everywhere around.<br>I sensing somthin' here, a presence, yeah it's an old guy of regal bearin'.<br>I'm gettin' de letters K and P. Does dat mean anyting to you? This Man he haunts de castle to guard a ting of great power. Hold on I'm getting a bad vibe now. This place is DANGEROUS man.<br>Woah! I sensing great heat, wellin up fra below de fortress treatenin' its very existence. I tink de spirits are tryin' to tell you de boiler's about to go!|[[The Voodoo Witch]]}} | ||