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Greetings,
Greetings,


My name is '''Sir Daniel Fortesque'''. I am a corpse, a skeleton.<br>For 100 years I lay quietly decomposing in my [[Dan's Crypt (MediEvil)|crypt]], until I suddenly came back to life. My nemesis '''[[Zarok|Zorak]]{{sic}}, a dark wizard''', has transformed the [[Gallowmere|peaceful realm]] I fought for my whole life as a knight into a nocturnal world of [[zombies]]. Empowered by the strength of my resolve, my weapons, and my '''[[Arm|detachable arm]]''', I will not rest until I defeat Zorak{{sic}} and his zombies, because despite my death, I am a knight to the core.<br>You must understand that as a skeleton I am not going to have an easy time defeating over '''50 enemies''', uncovering more than '''60 secrets''', all '''across 7 terrifying levels''', on my own. Help me, please, help me.<br>"How can I help you," you may be asking yourself. Well, listen closely.<br>In the foreseeable future, hundreds of good souls will come into your store. They will ask you about '''<nowiki>'Medievil'</nowiki>''', a new game for the Playstation. Sell it to them, because it is the key to the '''dark 3D world''' that I reside in.<br>Using their '''Dual Shock Controller''' those good souls can help guide me in my journey to defeat Zorak{{sic}} and his monstrous servants. Not only will you do wonderful business and deliver hundreds of unique gaming experiences if you do this, but you will also help a noble skeleton return to his eternal rest.
My name is '''Sir Daniel Fortesque'''. I am a corpse, a skeleton.<br>For 100 years I lay quietly decomposing in my [[Dan's Crypt|crypt]], until I suddenly came back to life. My nemesis '''[[Zarok|Zorak]]{{sic}}, a dark wizard''', has transformed the [[Gallowmere|peaceful realm]] I fought for my whole life as a knight into a nocturnal world of [[zombies]]. Empowered by the strength of my resolve, my weapons, and my '''[[Arm|detachable arm]]''', I will not rest until I defeat Zorak{{sic}} and his zombies, because despite my death, I am a knight to the core.<br>You must understand that as a skeleton I am not going to have an easy time defeating over '''50 enemies''', uncovering more than '''60 secrets''', all '''across 7 terrifying levels''', on my own. Help me, please, help me.<br>"How can I help you," you may be asking yourself. Well, listen closely.<br>In the foreseeable future, hundreds of good souls will come into your store. They will ask you about '''<nowiki>'Medievil'</nowiki>''', a new game for the Playstation. Sell it to them, because it is the key to the '''dark 3D world''' that I reside in.<br>Using their '''Dual Shock Controller''' those good souls can help guide me in my journey to defeat Zorak{{sic}} and his monstrous servants. Not only will you do wonderful business and deliver hundreds of unique gaming experiences if you do this, but you will also help a noble skeleton return to his eternal rest.


Thank you, thank you, thank you,
Thank you, thank you, thank you,
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You will undoubtedly know the impact of the launch of a new PlayStation Game. Well, it won't be any different this time. Medievil, a game full of excitement, darkness and black humour, will fill your store with dozens of buyers. And to clear up any doubts you might have, we are happy to provide you with our marketing results.
You will undoubtedly know the impact of the launch of a new PlayStation Game. Well, it won't be any different this time. Medievil, a game full of excitement, darkness and black humour, will fill your store with dozens of buyers. And to clear up any doubts you might have, we are happy to provide you with our marketing results.
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