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<p style="text-align:center;">Interview inadvertently terminated.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">Interview inadvertently terminated.</p> | ||
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<p style="text-align:center;"> | <p style="text-align:center;">Obituary: Karl Sturnguard</p> | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">Karl Sturnguard, noted warrior, spent most of his formative years under siege at his family | <p style="text-align:center;">Karl Sturnguard, noted warrior, spent most of his formative years under siege at his family castle.</p> | ||
<p style="text-align:center;">The siege ended when Karl yelled a five-week long lecture on defense over the battlements in heavily-accented English. The attacking forces become so bored they went off to become celebrity chefs.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">The siege ended when Karl yelled a five-week long lecture on defense over the battlements in heavily-accented English. The attacking forces become so bored they went off to become celebrity chefs.</p> | ||
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<p style="text-align:center;">With his impregnable magic shield, Sturnguard's motto was "The BEST form of ATTACK is DEFENSE for sure!" (Hardly surprising, really, with a magic shield). Sadly his shield couldn't protect him against poor eating habits, and he choked to death on a jumbo bratwurst he had failed to chew.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">With his impregnable magic shield, Sturnguard's motto was "The BEST form of ATTACK is DEFENSE for sure!" (Hardly surprising, really, with a magic shield). Sadly his shield couldn't protect him against poor eating habits, and he choked to death on a jumbo bratwurst he had failed to chew.</p> | ||
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<p style="text-align:center;">My Hero Weekly</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">My Hero Weekly</p> | ||