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{{DISPLAYTITLE:''Medievil Times''}}'''''Medievil Times '''''is a promotional ''[[MediEvil 2]]'' newspaper published in 2000. The canonicity of its content is unknown, but due to a lot of inconsistency with other materials, it is safe to assume that that it is not canon. | {{DISPLAYTITLE:''Medievil Times''}}'''''Medievil Times '''''is a promotional ''[[MediEvil 2]]'' newspaper published in 2000. The canonicity of its content is unknown, but due to a lot of inconsistency with other materials, it is safe to assume that that it is not canon. | ||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
Some of the text on pages 2 and 3 is obscured by imagery and could thus not be transcribed. | |||
===Medievil Times, page 1=== | ===Medievil Times, page 1=== | ||
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">No. 666, </span>LONDON, FRIDAY, APRIL 21, 1886. PRICE 3d. | <span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">No. 666, </span>LONDON, FRIDAY, APRIL 21, 1886. PRICE 3d. | ||
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Who knows where you could be spending Halloween this year? | Who knows where you could be spending Halloween this year? | ||
====HYPNOTION POTION==== | ====HYPNOTION POTION==== | ||
Dosage:<br>Adults one-two-three-four<br>or more tablespoons<br>two or three times a week | Dosage:<br />Adults one-two-three-four<br />or more tablespoons<br />two or three times a week | ||
FOR INSOMNIA<br>Also Cures Consumption | FOR INSOMNIA<br />Also Cures Consumption | ||
Immediate sleep guaranteed or your money back! | Immediate sleep guaranteed or your money back! | ||
"I fell into a deep sleep, for five days."<br>Anne.N.Somniac | "I fell into a deep sleep, for five days."<br />Anne.N.Somniac | ||
====HOBB'S ANTIBILIOUS PILLS.==== | ====HOBB'S ANTIBILIOUS PILLS.==== | ||
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also suitable for broadswords, axes and scissorhands | also suitable for broadswords, axes and scissorhands | ||
BEWARE OF IMITATION PRODUCTS.<br>THE ORIGINAL LONG-LIFE KNIFE SHINE<br>SOLD BY THE PROPRIETORS<br>'''FREDDY & SONS'''<br>IS AVAILABLE IN STORES EVERYWHERE. | BEWARE OF IMITATION PRODUCTS.<br />THE ORIGINAL LONG-LIFE KNIFE SHINE<br />SOLD BY THE PROPRIETORS<br />'''FREDDY & SONS'''<br />IS AVAILABLE IN STORES EVERYWHERE. | ||
====NEW AND IMPROVED HOOP AND STICK==== | ====NEW AND IMPROVED HOOP AND STICK==== | ||
Rounder and faster.<br>LIMITED NUMBERS AVAILABLE. | Rounder and faster.<br />LIMITED NUMBERS AVAILABLE. | ||
A new and exciting way to improve your fitness. Start a neightbourhood competition. Develop obstacle course for an even greater challenge. Set for only 22d. | A new and exciting way to improve your fitness. Start a neightbourhood competition. Develop obstacle course for an even greater challenge. Set for only 22d. | ||