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[[File:MediEvilComic-CaptainFortesqueKicksLupo.png|thumb|200px|Dan kicks Lupo.]] | [[File:MediEvilComic-CaptainFortesqueKicksLupo.png|thumb|200px|Dan kicks Lupo.]] | ||
{{Quote|Erm... I -- er, think I need to go change my britches, I'm ah - very sweaty from all that drilling.|[[Captain Fortesque]] after wetting himself.}} | {{Quote|Erm... I -- er, think I need to go change my britches, I'm ah - very sweaty from all that drilling.|[[Captain Fortesque]] after wetting himself.}} | ||
As a child, Dan was spoilt and bratty.{{Bookref|Comic-Prequel|3}} As a teenager, he was arrogant and lazy.{{Bookref|Comic-Prequel|3}} As an adult, he was just the worst.{{Gameref|MED2019}}{{Gameref|MED2019-Bestiary}} Firstly, Dan was a coward: When he learnt that he would have to lead Gallowmere's army against the undead marching towards the castle, he proceeded to wet his britches.{{Bookref|Comic-Prequel|12}} Secondly, he was a cheat and a braggart; he spent years regaling Gallowmere's nobility with tall tales of slain dragons and vanquished legions.{{Bookref|MED-Manual|8}} Thirdly, he was a philanderer, sleeping with women such as [[Widow Lucinda]] in lieu of rent money.{{Bookref|Comic-Prequel|10}} Finally, and worst of all, Dan was abusive towards his loyal hound [[Lupo]], kicking the dog for wandering off during a hunt.{{Bookref|Comic-Prequel|9}} | As a child, Dan was spoilt and bratty.{{Bookref|Comic-Prequel|3}} As a teenager, he was arrogant and lazy.{{Bookref|Comic-Prequel|3}} As an adult, he was just the worst.{{Gameref|MED2019}}{{Gameref|MED2019-Bestiary}} Firstly, Dan was a coward: When he learnt that he would have to lead Gallowmere's army against the undead marching towards the castle, he proceeded to wet his britches.{{Bookref|Comic-Prequel|12}} Secondly, he was a cheat and a braggart; he spent years regaling Gallowmere's nobility with tall tales of slain dragons and vanquished legions.{{Bookref|MED-Manual|8}} Thirdly, he was a philanderer, sleeping with women such as [[Widow Lucinda]] in lieu of their rent money.{{Bookref|Comic-Prequel|10}} Finally, and worst of all, Dan was abusive towards his loyal hound [[Lupo]], kicking the dog for wandering off during a hunt.{{Bookref|Comic-Prequel|9}} | ||
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