MediEvil 2/Intermissions

Dankenstein boxing (Dankenstein)

Dankenstein boxing, Introduction

• Palethorn: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Night! Palethorn promotions, in association with the forces of darkness, brings you a match to the death, between... In the white corner, weighing in at 280 pounds with a record of no fights and no wins... Dankenstein. And in the black corner, weighing in at 440 pounds, with an unbeaten record of 40 straight wings. The unbeatable, the unstoppable, IRON SLUGGER! I don't need to tell you the prize that's at stake. LET'S GET IT ON!
• Professor: Er, OK I want a good clean fight and the first one to get a knockout is the winner. Any lost limbs can be collected between rounds. Shake and let's fight!

Professors Lab (The Professor's Lab)

(5), introduction following Dan-kenstein boxing level

• Professor: Well, we won that round, quite literally, didn't we? But we're not out of the woods just yet. In fact, at this very moment I'm picking up two areas of extreme psychic disturbance. One in Whitechapel, the other... It's nothing I've ever seen... It's a pity you can't be in two places at once Dan.
• Princess: Professor, let me go.
• Dan: No, no, it's too dangerous.
• Professor: Well, if she's careful, and comes back at the first sign of trouble...
• Princess: Wait, Sir Fortesq... Dan... You freed me from my Tomb, do not imprison me in another. I wish to see the world, to help in the fight and I will be careful.
• Professor: Ok, Kiya you go to Whitechapel. Dan, you check out the other disturbance.

Vampire Boss (The Count)

(1), Introduction

• Vampire Boss: Yawn... What manner of creature are you to disturb the Count's sleep? Why before me I see nothing more than a re-animated bag of armour and bone. You have done well to get this far, but the Count has walked this Earth for a thousand years defeating hundreds stronger than you, and for a thousand more I...

• Dan: Get on with it!

• Vampire Boss: You interrupt me! For your insolence you shall suffer beyond all imagining my ugly little friend. Ha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

(2), Count armour smash

• Vampire Boss: Aaargh.
• Dan: Huh?
• Vampire Boss: You have fought well my bony friend, but all resistence is futile. You cannot defeat the Count.

(3), Count death

• Vampire Boss: Argh!