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<p style="text-align:center;">At last I found the Mayor. He gave me a key to the Enchanted Forest. Said I need to speak to a certain Witch who hangs out in the undergrowth, selling pegs and lucky dirt, or something. She can reveal the location of the Shadow Demon Prison, home to a piece of the Anubis stone. But first, to open the prison I'll need to retrieve the Shadow Demon Claw from his village house safe. Crumbs, whatever happened to a simple bellow of "Open sesame"?</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">At last I found the Mayor. He gave me a key to the Enchanted Forest. Said I need to speak to a certain Witch who hangs out in the undergrowth, selling pegs and lucky dirt, or something. She can reveal the location of the Shadow Demon Prison, home to a piece of the Anubis stone. But first, to open the prison I'll need to retrieve the Shadow Demon Claw from his village house safe. Crumbs, whatever happened to a simple bellow of "Open sesame"?</p>
<h5 style="text-align:center;">OBTAINING THE SHADOW DEMON CLAW</h5>
<p style="text-align:center;">The deranged inhabitants of the village have been hassling me something rotten, takes all my discipline to stop from slicing and dicing them into possessed pieces.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">After much Mayorally contrived shenanigans with a cast, bust, bellows and crossless church I finally have the key to the Mayor's safe!</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Blimey O'Reilly - the whole village is crawling with Boiler Guards, back from their tea break.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Opened the Mayor's safe. Inside is a grizzled looking, desiccated old chunk of limb. No, not one of Al's leftover kebabs - the Shadow Demon Claw! Time to make my escape.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Hurrah! Once again the decomposing but plucky Captain Fortesque shows Zarok's men a clean pair of heels! Quite literally, given my lack of Achilles tendons.</p>


<h5 style="text-align:center;">SCARECROW FIELDS RAMBLE</h5>
<h5 style="text-align:center;">SCARECROW FIELDS RAMBLE</h5>
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<p style="text-align:center;">Fought the Pumpkin King: mano a veggo. Remind me never again to wax lyrical on the subject of these hideous orange squashes.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Fought the Pumpkin King: mano a veggo. Remind me never again to wax lyrical on the subject of these hideous orange squashes.</p>
<h5 style="text-align:center;">OBTAINING THE SHADOW DEMON CLAW</h5>
<p style="text-align:center;">The deranged inhabitants of the village have been hassling me something rotten, takes all my discipline to stop from slicing and dicing them into possessed pieces.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">After much Mayorally contrived shenanigans with a cast, bust, bellows and crossless church I finally have the key to the Mayor's safe!</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Blimey O'Reilly - the whole village is crawling with Boiler Guards, back from their tea break.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Opened the Mayor's safe. Inside is a grizzled looking, desiccated old chunk of limb. No, not one of Al's leftover kebabs - the Shadow Demon Claw! Time to make my escape.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Hurrah! Once again the decomposing but plucky Captain Fortesque shows Zarok's men a clean pair of heels! Quite literally, given my lack of Achilles tendons.</p>


<h5 style="text-align:center;">INTO THE ENCHANTED FOREST</h5>
<h5 style="text-align:center;">INTO THE ENCHANTED FOREST</h5>
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<p style="text-align:right;">This silver key is hidden away in a secret alcove within the Sleeping Village church. Replacing the church's missing crucifix will reveal its hiding place. Whoever gains access to this key will then have the ability to raid the inner sanctum of the Mayor's safe.</p>
<p style="text-align:right;">This silver key is hidden away in a secret alcove within the Sleeping Village church. Replacing the church's missing crucifix will reveal its hiding place. Whoever gains access to this key will then have the ability to raid the inner sanctum of the Mayor's safe.</p>


<h5 style="text-align:center;">PUMPKIN KEY
<h5 style="text-align:center;">PUMPKIN KEY</h5>
<p style="text-align:right;">This pretty little key is formed from petrified pumpkin, and as such must never be lost; else it would take millions of years to replace! It opens the grand pumpkin gate which leads through to the Witch's camp and the evil Pumpkin King's garden. The key can normally be found in the safekeeping of the gorge farmer.</p>
<p style="text-align:right;">This pretty little key is formed from petrified pumpkin, and as such must never be lost; else it would take millions of years to replace! It opens the grand pumpkin gate which leads through to the Witch's camp and the evil Pumpkin King's garden. The key can normally be found in the safekeeping of the gorge farmer.</p>
<h5 style="text-align:center;">FAERIE FUNGI</h5>
 
<h5 style="text-align:center;">FAERIE FUNGI
<p style="text-align:right;">These rare mushrooms grow in the forests of Gallowmere, and are prized as a delicacy by the thuggish fairy gangs that congregate there. There are many uses for this versatile fungi, but usually it is fried or smoked before being eaten with raw insects and mildew gravy.</p>
<p style="text-align:right;">These rare mushrooms grow in the forests of Gallowmere, and are prized as a delicacy by the thuggish fairy gangs that congregate there. There are many uses for this versatile fungi, but usually it is fried or smoked before being eaten with raw insects and mildew gravy.</p>
<h5 style="text-align:center;">BUTTEFLY NET</h5>
<h5 style="text-align:center;">BUTTEFLY NET</h5>