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<p style="text-align:center;">There's another way out leading to the Enchanted Forest but the path is locked. Once again fate hawks up a fat loogie into the cocoa of my quest.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">There's another way out leading to the Enchanted Forest but the path is locked. Once again fate hawks up a fat loogie into the cocoa of my quest.</p> | ||
<h5 style="text-align:center;">VILLAGE RANSACKED, MAYOR KIDNAPPED!</h5> | |||
<p style="text-align:center;">Went to Sleeping Village on the trail of the Mayor. Unfortunately Zarok had pipped me to the post, carried the portly Mayor away, and imprisoned him in the asylum.</p> | |||
<p style="text-align:center;">Keen to leave this place, and rescue the Mayor. Zarok's Boiler Guards are making an awful mess searching for this Shadow Demon Claw.</p> | |||
<h5 style="text-align:center;">LOADS OF NUTTERS...EVERYWHERE!</h5> | |||
<p style="text-align:center;">Ventured into the Asylum in search of the Mayor. Mad people really can be quite awkward to be around. Had to battle a barmy army of deranged flakes and berserk wackos - as I believe they're technically known in head doctor circles.</p> | |||
<p style="text-align:center;">At last I found the Mayor. He gave me a key to the Enchanted Forest. Said I need to speak to a certain Witch who hangs out in the undergrowth, selling pegs and lucky dirt, or something. She can reveal the location of the Shadow Demon Prison, home to a piece of the Anubis stone. But first, to open the prison I'll need to retrieve the Shadow Demon Claw from his village house safe. Crumbs, whatever happened to a simple bellow of "Open sesame"?</p> | |||
<h5 style="text-align:center;">SCARECROW FIELDS RAMBLE</h5> | <h5 style="text-align:center;">SCARECROW FIELDS RAMBLE</h5> | ||
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<p style="text-align:center;">Fought the Pumpkin King: mano a veggo. Remind me never again to wax lyrical on the subject of these hideous orange squashes.</p> | <p style="text-align:center;">Fought the Pumpkin King: mano a veggo. Remind me never again to wax lyrical on the subject of these hideous orange squashes.</p> | ||
<h5 style="text-align:center;">OBTAINING THE SHADOW DEMON CLAW</h5> | <h5 style="text-align:center;">OBTAINING THE SHADOW DEMON CLAW</h5> | ||
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<p style="text-align:right;">This gruesome artifact is moulded from the amputated hand of a dead Shadow Demon. The clawed fingers wrap menacingly around a purple beast orb, whose dark witchcraft imbues this relic with the unholy power to unlock the notorious Shadow Demon Prison.</p> | <p style="text-align:right;">This gruesome artifact is moulded from the amputated hand of a dead Shadow Demon. The clawed fingers wrap menacingly around a purple beast orb, whose dark witchcraft imbues this relic with the unholy power to unlock the notorious Shadow Demon Prison.</p> | ||
<h5 style="text-align:center;">SAFE KEY | <h5 style="text-align:center;">SAFE KEY</h5> | ||
<p style="text-align:right;">This silver key is hidden away in a secret alcove within the Sleeping Village church. Replacing the church's missing crucifix will reveal its hiding place. Whoever gains access to this key will then have the ability to raid the inner sanctum of the Mayor's safe.</p> | <p style="text-align:right;">This silver key is hidden away in a secret alcove within the Sleeping Village church. Replacing the church's missing crucifix will reveal its hiding place. Whoever gains access to this key will then have the ability to raid the inner sanctum of the Mayor's safe.</p> | ||
<h5 style="text-align:center;">PUMPKIN KEY | |||
<h5 style="text-align:center;">PUMPKIN KEY | |||
<p style="text-align:right;">This pretty little key is formed from petrified pumpkin, and as such must never be lost; else it would take millions of years to replace! It opens the grand pumpkin gate which leads through to the Witch's camp and the evil Pumpkin King's garden. The key can normally be found in the safekeeping of the gorge farmer.</p> | <p style="text-align:right;">This pretty little key is formed from petrified pumpkin, and as such must never be lost; else it would take millions of years to replace! It opens the grand pumpkin gate which leads through to the Witch's camp and the evil Pumpkin King's garden. The key can normally be found in the safekeeping of the gorge farmer.</p> | ||
<h5 style="text-align:center;">FAERIE FUNGI</h5> | <h5 style="text-align:center;">FAERIE FUNGI</h5> |