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!Sir Daniel Fortesque | !Sir Daniel Fortesque | ||
|[''Shouting''] Waaghh! | |[''Shouting''] '''''Waaghh!''''' | ||
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|[''Shouting''] Oi! Gimme that! | |[''Shouting''] '''''Oi! Gimme that!''''' | ||
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!Dog | !Dog | ||
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|''The dog resists and growls.'' | |''The dog resists and growls. Grrrrrr!'' | ||
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!??? | !??? | ||
|[''Shouting''] Dog! Dog! Get back here! | |[''Shouting''] '''''Dog! Dog! Get back here!''''' | ||
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|[''Shouting''] Noo! | |[''Shouting''] '''''Noo!''''' | ||
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!??? | !??? | ||
|[''Shouting''] Dog! | |[''Shouting''] '''''Dog!''''' | ||
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Give that to me! | Give that to me! | ||
[''Shouting''] Now! | [''Shouting''] '''''Now!''''' | ||
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|''The man throws Dan's arm behind himself. It lands right on top of Dan's head.'' | |''The man throws Dan's arm behind himself. It lands right on top of Dan's head. Bok!'' | ||
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!Sir Daniel Fortesque | !Sir Daniel Fortesque | ||
|[''Quietly''] Ouch! | |[''Quietly''] Ouch! | ||
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!Pompous Man | |||
|Lupo! It's time I pay a visit to the sweet widow Lucinda! She can pay me this week's rent! Ha! It's good to be me! | |||
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!Sir Daniel Fortesque | |||
|[''While putting his arm back on''] L-u-p-o ? Didn't I once have a dog called Lupo? | |||
... And those teeth! | |||
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|''Dan finally realizes that the pompous man is, in fact, himself.'' | |||
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!Sir Daniel Fortesque | |||
|[''Surprised''] '''''... Oh no...''''' Is that really who I was? | |||
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|''Dan's pompous counterpart reaches the castle gate, where one of the two of the gate's guards addresses him.'' | |||
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!Castle Guard | |||
|Welcome back Captain Fortesque! King Peregrine{{Sic}} asks that you join him in the throne room right away! | |||
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!Captain Fortesque | |||
|But I was about to... Ugh... oh very well. | |||
[''Under his breath''] What does the old wind-bag want now? | |||
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|''Sir Dan watches Captain Fortesque from atop a rooftop. He tails the captain by jumping from roof to roof. He overhears a conversation between the two guards in front of the castle gate.'' | |||
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!Castle Guard | |||
|You wouldn't believe what my Agnes found when she was cleanin' Fortesque's bed chamber the other week... | |||
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|''Dan jumps up and attaches himself to the open window of a reception room where King Peregrin awaits the captain.'' | |||
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!Sir Daniel Fortesque | |||
|Huff! | |||
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|''Dan sees his former living self bowing in front of the king. Zarok, the king's court magician and advisor, stands by the king's side. They are surrounded by several imp servants who laugh at the captain.'' | |||
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!Captain Fortesque | |||
|My most glorious liege! I am forever at your service! | |||
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!King Peregrin | |||
|There you are Captain! No doubt you were out drilling with the royal guard? | |||
Tell me - how does their training progress? | |||
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!Captain Fortesque | |||
|Oh, er - absolutely I was my king! Under my peerless tutelage I shall make them the finest fighting force in all the Nine Kingdoms. | |||
... Or my name's not Daniel Wigginbottom Fortesque the Fourth! | |||
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!King Peregrin | |||
|Oh that is reassuring... | |||
... Because the scouts tell me that the army of the undead now numbers some 5000 rotting corpses. And they're heading our way! | |||
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!Captain Fortesque | |||
|[''Screaming''] '''''They are?!''''' | |||
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!King Peregrin | |||
|Yes. They'll be stinking up the castle within a day. | |||
Frankly Gallowmere's only hope of salvation lies with you and your gallant men. You must be ready to lead the charge! | |||
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!Captain Fortesque | |||
|[''Shouting''] '''''Whaat?''''' | |||
[''Scared''] B-but you promised daddy there'd be no actual fighting?! Isn't repelling the undead horde the job of your... er... magician? | |||
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!Zarok | |||
|Well normally yes, I would love to help, brave Sir Knight, but sadly these are - the wrong type of undead. They're... um, magic proof! | |||
And besides, I'm almost out of unicorn hooves. | |||
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|''Captain Fortesque wets himself.'' | |||
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!Captain Fortesque | |||
|Erm... I - er, think I need to go change my britches, I'm ah - very sweaty from all that drilling. | |||
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|''Captain Fortesque leaves the room.'' | |||
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!King Peregrin | |||
|[''To Zarok''] You know - I do sometimes wonder if we have the right man leading the army... are you sure he's '''''really''''' the kingdom's greatest warrior? | |||
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!Zarok | |||
|Oh, absolutely! | |||
... And the men love him, sire. | |||
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|''Zarok uses his trident to bewitch the king. Fzzap!'' | |||
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!Zarok | |||
|I'm counting on it. | |||
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!King Peregrin | |||
|[''Under spell''] What would I do without your wise counsel my old friend? | |||
Brrr... Would you mind shutting that window? | |||
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!Zarok | |||
|Anything for your well being, sire. | |||
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!Sir Daniel Fortesque | |||
|Uh oh! | |||
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|''Zarok slams the window shut. Dan loses his grip on the windowsill and plummets to the courtyard below, screaming. Waaaggghhhhh!'' | |||
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!Scared Girl | |||
|[''Screaming''] '''''Eeeeek! Undead!''''' | |||
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!Civilians | |||
|[''Shouting''] '''''Guards! Guards!''''' | |||
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!Castle Guards | |||
|[''Shouting''] '''''Slay the thing!''''' | |||
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!Sir Daniel Fortesque | |||
|[''Getting up from the fall''] Huh?! | |||
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|''As soon as he realizes what is happening, Dan gets up and runs for his life... er, death.'' | |||
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!Castle Guards | |||
|[''Shouting''] Undead! '''''Stop that skeleton!''''' | |||
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|Quick, over here, sir! | |||
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!Sir Daniel Fortesque | |||
|Canny Tim?! | |||
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|''Dan dodges into an alleyway, where he meets his once second-in-command, Canny Tim.'' | |||
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!Sir Daniel Fortesque | |||
|You recognise me? | |||
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!Canny Tim | |||
|Absolutely, sir! I am very canny! It's in my name, sir! | |||
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