Scurvy Docks

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"Scurvy Docks - Pirates and smugglers aplenty! But not much in the way of Vitamin C."
Scurvy Docks
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General information
Chalice Yes
Enemies Smugglers
Chronological information
Previous level Pools of the Ancient Dead
Next level Dragon Island
Location on Land Map
   
   
Sir Daniel Fortesque
Pools of the Ancient Dead
   
Dragon Island

Scurvy Docks is a level in MediEvil: Resurrection.

Dan's Private Journal entry

A SHORT STAY AT THE SEASIDE

Ah, Scurvy Docks! You can almost smell the sea air - if you can pick it out from the stench of the lowlife who hang out round these parts. It's like chucking-out time in a scumbag theme pub. I sought the Harbour Master, with a view to obtaining a boat to take me to Dragon Island.

The Harbour Master ahd the absolute cheek to cast doubt upon my credentials as a pirate - just because I'm wearing a suit of armour and didn't laugh at his Roger the Cabin Boy joke."Where's your tri-corn HAT? Where's your PARROT?" Honestly, I'm THIS close to beating that Harbour Master senseless with a sack full of crabsticks. Jobsworth.

Finally. With my wooden leg, seagull, stupid hat and skull and crossbones, apparently I now passed muster as a pirate. The Harbour Master's a complete pain. If he'd asked for a patch over one eye I could at least have shut Al up for an hour or two - he's like a budgerigar if you plunge him into darkness. And after all that? A boat that looks slightly less seaworthy than Granny Fortesque's old hip-bath. Template:Tabview end

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