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This page documents all the spoken dialogue found in ''[[MediEvil]]'', ordered numerically as it is in the [[MediEvil/Cheats| | This page documents all the spoken dialogue found in ''[[MediEvil]]'', ordered numerically as it is in the Sound Test menu available via [[MediEvil/Cheats|cheats]]. | ||
==[[Bloodmonath Skull Cleaver]]== | ==[[Bloodmonath Skull Cleaver]]== | ||
===0=== | ===0=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Eh Mr.. Fortisskay - I wanna talk with you... | Eh Mr.. Fortisskay - I wanna talk with you... | ||
===1=== | ===1=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:05<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:05<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
If this Zorak so bad, why you get to go back? Why you of all people, Fortisskay? | If this Zorak so bad, why you get to go back? Why you of all people, Fortisskay? | ||
===2=== | ===2=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:16<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:16<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
It should be I, Bloodmonath Skull Cleaver - when I lived, always I had a pile of slain strewn around me.<br />You, you spend most of your time organising the changing of the guard and playing croquet with the king. | It should be I, Bloodmonath Skull Cleaver - when I lived, always I had a pile of slain strewn around me.<br />You, you spend most of your time organising the changing of the guard and playing croquet with the king. | ||
===3=== | ===3=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Still, I lend you my axe - you swing her, you throw her, she thirsts for slaughter as much as I. | Still, I lend you my axe - you swing her, you throw her, she thirsts for slaughter as much as I. | ||
===4=== | ===4=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:05<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:05<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Drink deep of demon blood my proud beauty... | Drink deep of demon blood my proud beauty... | ||
===5=== | ===5=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:14<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:14<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Ten thousand curses, Fortisskay, I bet money you be back pushing up daisies by now!<br />Hey, I have something here for you. You like it very much. You want? | Ten thousand curses, Fortisskay, I bet money you be back pushing up daisies by now!<br />Hey, I have something here for you. You like it very much. You want? | ||
==[[The Boat Man]]== | ==[[The Boat Man]]== | ||
===6 | ===6=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:15<br />'''Level''': [[The Lake]] | '''Length''': 0:15<br />'''Level''': [[The Lake]]<br>'''Trivia''': Although this line is unused in the original game, it '''is''' used in the [[MediEvil (2019)|PS4 remake]]. | ||
Look at you, it must be 500 years since you were last on my ferry - and you don't look a day over 400. Now here we are. Zarok's magic has caused the lost mythical town of Mellowmede to rise from its watery grave! See you soon! | Look at you, it must be 500 years since you were last on my ferry - and you don't look a day over 400. Now here we are. Zarok's magic has caused the lost mythical town of Mellowmede to rise from its watery grave! See you soon! | ||
===7=== | ===7=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:25<br />'''Level''': [[Pools | '''Length''': 0:25<br />'''Level''': [[Pools Of The Ancient Dead]] | ||
Greetings stranger, I am the Boat Man - it is I who ferry lost souls on their final journey to the Land of the Dead. But hold, have we not met before? Sir Daniel Fortesque! Not you too?<br />Thanks to Zarok's meddlings I'm up to my eye sockets in lost souls who've woken from the eternal sleep - business hasn't been this brisk since before they invented sanitation. | Greetings stranger, I am the Boat Man - it is I who ferry lost souls on their final journey to the Land of the Dead. But hold, have we not met before? Sir Daniel Fortesque! Not you too?<br />Thanks to Zarok's meddlings I'm up to my eye sockets in lost souls who've woken from the eternal sleep - business hasn't been this brisk since before they invented sanitation. | ||
===8=== | ===8=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:8<br />'''Level''': [[Pools | '''Length''': 0:8<br />'''Level''': [[Pools Of The Ancient Dead]] | ||
Look, if you help me gather up a boatload of eight lost souls and bring them here, I'll drop you off at the sunken town of Mellowmede - how's that sound? | Look, if you help me gather up a boatload of eight lost souls and bring them here, I'll drop you off at the sunken town of Mellowmede - how's that sound? | ||
===9=== | ===9=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:10<br />'''Level''': [[Pools | '''Length''': 0:10<br />'''Level''': [[Pools Of The Ancient Dead]] | ||
You have returned without all of the souls.<br />I am too old for all this larking around in ancient battle grounds, not as young as I used to be! | You have returned without all of the souls.<br />I am too old for all this larking around in ancient battle grounds, not as young as I used to be! | ||
===10=== | ===10=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:8<br />'''Level''': [[Pools | '''Length''': 0:8<br />'''Level''': [[Pools Of The Ancient Dead]] | ||
How gracious of you! Makes a change to meet a polite young skeleton after dealing with those filthy zombie types!<br />Hop aboard. | How gracious of you! Makes a change to meet a polite young skeleton after dealing with those filthy zombie types!<br />Hop aboard. | ||
==[[Canny Tim]]== | ==[[Canny Tim]]== | ||
===11=== | ===11=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:03<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:03<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Captain Fortesque! It's me, Canny Tim. Does the battle go well? | Captain Fortesque! It's me, Canny Tim. Does the battle go well? | ||
===12=== | ===12=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:16<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:16<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
How I wish I could fight at your side again, sir. But hold, you could take my crossbow, it's got rapid fire and you can ricochet the darts off walls to shoot around corners.<br />I used it at the Battle of Gallowmere: after you were slain I shot Zarok's champion Lord Kardok - a clean kill, through the eye at some 1000 yards... | How I wish I could fight at your side again, sir. But hold, you could take my crossbow, it's got rapid fire and you can ricochet the darts off walls to shoot around corners.<br />I used it at the Battle of Gallowmere: after you were slain I shot Zarok's champion Lord Kardok - a clean kill, through the eye at some 1000 yards... | ||
===13=== | ===13=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:03<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:03<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Not that there's anything clever about shooting someone in the eye, sir. | Not that there's anything clever about shooting someone in the eye, sir. | ||
===14=== | ===14=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Duh! G-goodbye, sir. | Duh! G-goodbye, sir. | ||
===15=== | ===15=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:10<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:10<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Hurrah, I knew it would take more than an army of the evil dead to throw your stride, sir. I have something that may help you on your quest, captain, I give it to you freely, though I have no idea what it is. | Hurrah, I knew it would take more than an army of the evil dead to throw your stride, sir. I have something that may help you on your quest, captain, I give it to you freely, though I have no idea what it is. | ||
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==[[Dirk Steadfast]]== | ==[[Dirk Steadfast]]== | ||
===18=== | ===18=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Aalreet Dan man, how ya doing? | Aalreet Dan man, how ya doing? | ||
===19=== | ===19=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Now then, have ya got yourself a magic sword? | Now then, have ya got yourself a magic sword? | ||
===20=== | ===20=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:17<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:17<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
What? Daniel, man, y'cannat go into battle against an army of undead without a magic sword... Here take mine, you'll never have to sharpen another blade or my name's not Dirk Steadfast.<br />It's not enough just to have a magic shield, you know, no matter what that soft, thickie Sturnguard says. | What? Daniel, man, y'cannat go into battle against an army of undead without a magic sword... Here take mine, you'll never have to sharpen another blade or my name's not Dirk Steadfast.<br />It's not enough just to have a magic shield, you know, no matter what that soft, thickie Sturnguard says. | ||
===21=== | ===21=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:06<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:06<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Good lad. Why I'd sooner go into battle holding a tea tray than carry that weedy girl's shield of his! | Good lad. Why I'd sooner go into battle holding a tea tray than carry that weedy girl's shield of his! | ||
===22=== | ===22=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:09<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:09<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Eh Dan man, how's that sword bearing up? I told you it was magic, reet? I 've got something here I can give you but I've no idea what it is. D'ya fancy your chances, like? | Eh Dan man, how's that sword bearing up? I told you it was magic, reet? I 've got something here I can give you but I've no idea what it is. D'ya fancy your chances, like? | ||
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==[[Imanzi Shongama]]== | ==[[Imanzi Shongama]]== | ||
===26=== | ===26=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]]<br>'''Trivia''': The line was cut down to just "Dan, Dan, Dan" in the PS4 remake. | ||
Dan, Dan, Dan. Tell me, what's a warrior queen got to do to meet someone like you? | Dan, Dan, Dan. Tell me, what's a warrior queen got to do to meet someone like you? | ||
===27=== | ===27=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]]<br>'''Trivia''': "Baby" was removed from this line of dialogue in the PS4 remake. | ||
Don't be shy, baby - I've seen you giving me the eye. You may be weak and feeble like all men, but I like you, Daniel. | Don't be shy, baby - I've seen you giving me the eye. You may be weak and feeble like all men, but I like you, Daniel. | ||
===28=== | ===28=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:07<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:07<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]]<br>'''Trivia''': This line of dialogue was fully omitted from the PS4 remake. | ||
Oh, I love a man who doesn't talk back! I think if you return I may take you for my husband. | Oh, I love a man who doesn't talk back! I think if you return I may take you for my husband. | ||
===29=== | ===29=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]]<br>'''Trivia''': "Sugar" was removed from this line of dialogue in the PS4 remake. | ||
Now listen up, sugar: your bow and arrows are fine for itty bitty jobs but if you wanna pack some serious heat you should take this spear. | Now listen up, sugar: your bow and arrows are fine for itty bitty jobs but if you wanna pack some serious heat you should take this spear. | ||
===30=== | ===30=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]]<br>'''Trivia''': This line of dialogue was fully omitted from the PS4 remake. | ||
Think of me when you throw it. | Think of me when you throw it. | ||
===31=== | ===31=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]]<br>'''Trivia''': This is Imanzi's only unmodified line of dialogue in the PS4 remake. | ||
Well hello stranger. I've got a little present for you - why don't you shut your eye and hold out your hands? | Well hello stranger. I've got a little present for you - why don't you shut your eye and hold out your hands? | ||
==[[The Dragon]]== | ==[[The Dragon]]== | ||
===32=== | ===32=== | ||
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Who has summoned the Witch of the Forest? Oh, it is you, Sir Fortesque. Forgive me my lord I have never met a REAL hero.... Ha ha haa haa haaa haaaaa cackle cackle cackle!!! | Who has summoned the Witch of the Forest? Oh, it is you, Sir Fortesque. Forgive me my lord I have never met a REAL hero.... Ha ha haa haa haaa haaaaa cackle cackle cackle!!! | ||
===38=== | ===38=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:07<br />'''Level''': [[The Enchanted Earth]] | '''Length''': 0:07<br />'''Level''': [[The Enchanted Earth]]<br>'''Trivia''': This line was omitted from the [[MediEvil (2019)|PS4 remake]]. | ||
What? Hurry along then, there must be loads more adventures you could be ducking out of. | What? Hurry along then, there must be loads more adventures you could be ducking out of. | ||
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Ahem, forgive me, just an old lady's little joke. In truth I am glad to see you Sir Fortesque: I need 7 pieces of amber that are hidden in the Ants' nest. Bring them to me and I can grant you a special reward!<br />I will only offer you this quest this once. Are you willing to give it a try? | Ahem, forgive me, just an old lady's little joke. In truth I am glad to see you Sir Fortesque: I need 7 pieces of amber that are hidden in the Ants' nest. Bring them to me and I can grant you a special reward!<br />I will only offer you this quest this once. Are you willing to give it a try? | ||
==[[Knights of Gallowmere]]== | ==[[Knights of Gallowmere]]== | ||
===41=== | ===41=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[Zarok's Lair]] | ||
For the honour of Gallowmere! | For the honour of Gallowmere! | ||
===42=== | ===42=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:05<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:05<br />'''Level''': [[Zarok's Lair]] | ||
This battle is ours. We are free from the tyranny of Zarok! | This battle is ours. We are free from the tyranny of Zarok! | ||
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==[[Megwynne Stormbinder]]== | ==[[Megwynne Stormbinder]]== | ||
===43=== | ===43=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Daniel, there you are! I was so worried about you. | Daniel, there you are! I was so worried about you. | ||
===44=== | ===44=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
I know you have the heart of a hero, Daniel, now we must show the others. Would you like to take my magic lightning bolts - I don't have many but they're very powerful. | I know you have the heart of a hero, Daniel, now we must show the others. Would you like to take my magic lightning bolts - I don't have many but they're very powerful. | ||
===45=== | ===45=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Off you pop then and keep your chin up! | Off you pop then and keep your chin up! | ||
===46=== | ===46=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:06<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:06<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Oops, sorry Daniel. Now take care, the good people of Gallowmere are depending on you. | Oops, sorry Daniel. Now take care, the good people of Gallowmere are depending on you. | ||
===47=== | ===47=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Daniel, thank goodness you're still safe.<br />I have a gift I can give to you but sadly I cannot say how useful you will find it. | Daniel, thank goodness you're still safe.<br />I have a gift I can give to you but sadly I cannot say how useful you will find it. | ||
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==[[Karl Sturnguard]]== | ==[[Karl Sturnguard]]== | ||
===58=== | ===58=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:16<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:16<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Ah Herr Fortesque - you are back on the battlefield, yah? Zis is good.<br />People say to me 'Sturnguard what do think of this sword or that axe' but I say to them 'NEIN! Modern warfare is a question of science, the science of shields.' | Ah Herr Fortesque - you are back on the battlefield, yah? Zis is good.<br />People say to me 'Sturnguard what do think of this sword or that axe' but I say to them 'NEIN! Modern warfare is a question of science, the science of shields.' | ||
===59=== | ===59=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:09<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:09<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
I think maybe you should take my shield - yah? It is magic, Herr Fortesque.<br />Some say it is better to have a magic sword than a magic shield but I say to you that this is rubbish! | I think maybe you should take my shield - yah? It is magic, Herr Fortesque.<br />Some say it is better to have a magic sword than a magic shield but I say to you that this is rubbish! | ||
===60=== | ===60=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:05<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:05<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
So long as you use it properly this shield will make you invincible! | So long as you use it properly this shield will make you invincible! | ||
===61=== | ===61=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:12<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:12<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
You are back, Herr Fortesque, I think this is because of my shield, yah? But I have something else I can give to you, something you may find verrrry interesting. | You are back, Herr Fortesque, I think this is because of my shield, yah? But I have something else I can give to you, something you may find verrrry interesting. | ||
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Using a dark magic called 'science' Zarok has constructed a device based around the mechanical measurement of time. The innards of this chronograph are fiendishly complicated.<br />Keep your eye on the flying timepieces and get ready to reset the hands of the master time clock. | Using a dark magic called 'science' Zarok has constructed a device based around the mechanical measurement of time. The innards of this chronograph are fiendishly complicated.<br />Keep your eye on the flying timepieces and get ready to reset the hands of the master time clock. | ||
===65=== | ===65=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:18<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:18<br />'''Level''': [[The Graveyard]] | ||
Tread softly - Zarok awaits beyond these Gates!<br />The master meets with the Demon from the Mausoleum, hatching plots of purest evil. Forgotten nobodies would be wise to make themselves scarce! | Tread softly - Zarok awaits beyond these Gates!<br />The master meets with the Demon from the Mausoleum, hatching plots of purest evil. Forgotten nobodies would be wise to make themselves scarce! | ||
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Sir Daniel Fortesque! Standing bold as you like in the foyer of Zarok's castle - who'd have thought it. Not us that's for sure.<br />We's afraid the Master of the House is out trying to plunge the land into eternal night, but come on in and make yourself at home! | Sir Daniel Fortesque! Standing bold as you like in the foyer of Zarok's castle - who'd have thought it. Not us that's for sure.<br />We's afraid the Master of the House is out trying to plunge the land into eternal night, but come on in and make yourself at home! | ||
===67=== | ===67=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:16<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:16<br />'''Level''': [[Return to the Graveyard]] | ||
All has changed outside the Necropolis. Paths go this way, paths go that way... Nasty painful death waits round every turn and over every hill. Bon Voyage! | All has changed outside the Necropolis. Paths go this way, paths go that way... Nasty painful death waits round every turn and over every hill. Bon Voyage! | ||
===68=== | ===68=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:12<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:12<br />'''Level''': [[Scarecrow Fields]] | ||
Pumpkin Gorge dead ahead, the nursery to Gallowmere's favourite side dish. Step inside and understand the true horror of fruit gone bad! | Pumpkin Gorge dead ahead, the nursery to Gallowmere's favourite side dish. Step inside and understand the true horror of fruit gone bad! | ||
===69=== | ===69=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:20<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:20<br />'''Level''': [[Pumpkin Gorge]] | ||
All bow down before the master of the vegetable patch, the prize-winning plant who can summon an army of cabbage with a wave of his noble tendril.<br />He's delicious, he nutritious, he's Zarok's secret recipe - he's the Pumpkin King! | All bow down before the master of the vegetable patch, the prize-winning plant who can summon an army of cabbage with a wave of his noble tendril.<br />He's delicious, he nutritious, he's Zarok's secret recipe - he's the Pumpkin King! | ||
===70 | ===70=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:05<br />'''Level''': [[The Enchanted Earth]] | '''Length''': 0:05<br />'''Level''': [[The Enchanted Earth]]<br>'''Trivia''': This line is unused. It was going to be used by a [[Merchant Gargoyle]]. | ||
Well about time too, thought I was going to be a permanent addition to this mossy hell hole! | Well about time too, thought I was going to be a permanent addition to this mossy hell hole! | ||
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Run little man! If the master found it now he would crush it like a bug! Ha ha ha!<br />Hark, we can hear the soldier ants approaching - onward and meet your tiny nemesis. | Run little man! If the master found it now he would crush it like a bug! Ha ha ha!<br />Hark, we can hear the soldier ants approaching - onward and meet your tiny nemesis. | ||
===72=== | ===72=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:16<br />'''Level''': [[Pools | '''Length''': 0:16<br />'''Level''': [[Pools Of The Ancient Dead]] | ||
Cold and dark and reeking of death. We remembers an ancient battle fought here, between the forces of good and the dark armies of Zarok!<br />Now the marshes are full of the restless dead. | Cold and dark and reeking of death. We remembers an ancient battle fought here, between the forces of good and the dark armies of Zarok!<br />Now the marshes are full of the restless dead. | ||
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The ancient town of Mellowmede was destroyed by creatures known as Rhinotaurs.<br />They live on still but in a state of hibernation deep within these Caverns, they use the Crystals to prolong their worthless hides. | The ancient town of Mellowmede was destroyed by creatures known as Rhinotaurs.<br />They live on still but in a state of hibernation deep within these Caverns, they use the Crystals to prolong their worthless hides. | ||
===80=== | ===80=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:25<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:25<br />'''Level''': [[Dan's Crypt]] | ||
It has risen again - Sir Daniel Fortesque.<br />See? The Hero of Gallowmere who fell at the first charge! The fog of war and the shrouds of time conspired to turn the arrow fodder into the saviour of the day. But we knows better. | It has risen again - Sir Daniel Fortesque.<br />See? The Hero of Gallowmere who fell at the first charge! The fog of war and the shrouds of time conspired to turn the arrow fodder into the saviour of the day. But we knows better. | ||
===81=== | ===81=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:27<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:27<br />'''Level''': [[Zarok's Lair]] | ||
We never thought you'd get this far - your final encounter with Zarok awaits beyond this point. He has surrounded himself with his unnatural bodyguards - but you may yet even the odds by calling upon the lost Souls collected within your Chalice. Place the Chalice on the Shield at the heart of the arena.<br />Good luck Sir Daniel Fortesque. | We never thought you'd get this far - your final encounter with Zarok awaits beyond this point. He has surrounded himself with his unnatural bodyguards - but you may yet even the odds by calling upon the lost Souls collected within your Chalice. Place the Chalice on the Shield at the heart of the arena.<br />Good luck Sir Daniel Fortesque. | ||
===82=== | ===82=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:26<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:26<br />'''Level''': [[Cemetery Hill]] | ||
Cough! Splutter! Aaah - fresh air!<br />We hates these dark old caves and their filthy stench of old witches. A coven of the warty old hags lived here once - unholy fires burning all night while they brewed up unspeakable muck in their cauldrons. They moved on years back but the smell still makes our eyes sting. | Cough! Splutter! Aaah - fresh air!<br />We hates these dark old caves and their filthy stench of old witches. A coven of the warty old hags lived here once - unholy fires burning all night while they brewed up unspeakable muck in their cauldrons. They moved on years back but the smell still makes our eyes sting. | ||
===83=== | ===83=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:16<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:16<br />'''Level''': [[Dan's Crypt]] | ||
Let it alone! Fate has given it a second chance, a chance to forget the ignoble truth, a chance to defeat Zarok and live up to the legend.<br />We hopes it does well. | Let it alone! Fate has given it a second chance, a chance to forget the ignoble truth, a chance to defeat Zarok and live up to the legend.<br />We hopes it does well. | ||
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Welcome to Castle Peregrin.<br />In the time of King Peregrin this magnificent edifice was the seat of power and home to the royal household. Now it is home only to ghosts and forgotten memories. | Welcome to Castle Peregrin.<br />In the time of King Peregrin this magnificent edifice was the seat of power and home to the royal household. Now it is home only to ghosts and forgotten memories. | ||
===85=== | ===85=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:17<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:17<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Welcome to the Hall of Heroes,<br />where the bravest warriors from history spend eternity, feasting, singing and arm wrestling!<br />If they think you are worthy enough you may be able to persuade them to give you a new weapon. | Welcome to the Hall of Heroes,<br />where the bravest warriors from history spend eternity, feasting, singing and arm wrestling!<br />If they think you are worthy enough you may be able to persuade them to give you a new weapon. | ||
===86=== | ===86=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:21<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:21<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Back from the battles so soon?<br />It must think it is a hero by now but only a true hero is worthy of a place in the Hall of Heroes.<br />See the ghostly statue of your fraudster self? When it is has turned solid a true hero you will be. | Back from the battles so soon?<br />It must think it is a hero by now but only a true hero is worthy of a place in the Hall of Heroes.<br />See the ghostly statue of your fraudster self? When it is has turned solid a true hero you will be. | ||
===87=== | ===87=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:13<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:13<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
It's the Hall of Heroes shopping Mall! Bargain hunters should check out the ground floor. Well to do shoppers should check out the upper floor - that's where it's at! | It's the Hall of Heroes shopping Mall! Bargain hunters should check out the ground floor. Well to do shoppers should check out the upper floor - that's where it's at! | ||
===88=== | ===88=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:17<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:17<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Gaining allies in the Hall of the Heroes is the way forward!<br />Hack! Choppety chop! Off with a few Zombies heads and it thinks it can redeem itself in battle! You still have a long way to go to rank as the best! | Gaining allies in the Hall of the Heroes is the way forward!<br />Hack! Choppety chop! Off with a few Zombies heads and it thinks it can redeem itself in battle! You still have a long way to go to rank as the best! | ||
===89=== | ===89=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:10<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:10<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Back and forth like a supernatural yo yo! Maybe the Master will make it harder to find those magic egg cups! | Back and forth like a supernatural yo yo! Maybe the Master will make it harder to find those magic egg cups! | ||
===90=== | ===90=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:20<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:20<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Wouldn't this make a wonderful tourist attraction! Come see Sturnguard the mighty! Come see the last of the Centaurs! Oh and see that dork over there, that's Daniel Fortesque 'would be hero'! Ha ha ha! | Wouldn't this make a wonderful tourist attraction! Come see Sturnguard the mighty! Come see the last of the Centaurs! Oh and see that dork over there, that's Daniel Fortesque 'would be hero'! Ha ha ha! | ||
===91=== | ===91=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:28<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:28<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
You prove us all wrong!<br />Maybe it is destined to be a Hero, maybe it can defeat Zarok! The people of Gallowmere may never know of your past mistakes and you will indeed be remembered as the peoples hero!<br />Your time in exile is over, welcome to your new home Sir Daniel Fortesque! | You prove us all wrong!<br />Maybe it is destined to be a Hero, maybe it can defeat Zarok! The people of Gallowmere may never know of your past mistakes and you will indeed be remembered as the peoples hero!<br />Your time in exile is over, welcome to your new home Sir Daniel Fortesque! | ||
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==[[RavenHooves the Archer]]== | ==[[RavenHooves the Archer]]== | ||
===99=== | ===99=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Look at you running around in your bones, Fortesque - you're so nouveau dead. | Look at you running around in your bones, Fortesque - you're so nouveau dead. | ||
===100=== | ===100=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:06<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:06<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
I Ravenhooves, last prince of the Centaurs, have not galloped the earth in over ten thousand years. | I Ravenhooves, last prince of the Centaurs, have not galloped the earth in over ten thousand years. | ||
===101=== | ===101=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:10<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:10<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Do yourself a favour, Fortesque, take my longbow - more powerful than a crossbow, the option of flaming arrows, it is truly the weapon of noblemen. | Do yourself a favour, Fortesque, take my longbow - more powerful than a crossbow, the option of flaming arrows, it is truly the weapon of noblemen. | ||
===102=== | ===102=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Congratulations. You don't quite have my breeding, Mr. Johnny Come Lately, but there's hope for you yet. | Congratulations. You don't quite have my breeding, Mr. Johnny Come Lately, but there's hope for you yet. | ||
===103=== | ===103=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Oh, Daniel - I've got something here I can give you but I've no idea what it is. Do you fancy a little gamble, like? | Oh, Daniel - I've got something here I can give you but I've no idea what it is. Do you fancy a little gamble, like? | ||
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Look, there's not a man jack on this ship who wouldn't keelhaul his own grandmother for the silver in her hair - there'll be no tongue lashing!<br />Bring the landlubber to me an' I'll tear 'im a new orifice! | Look, there's not a man jack on this ship who wouldn't keelhaul his own grandmother for the silver in her hair - there'll be no tongue lashing!<br />Bring the landlubber to me an' I'll tear 'im a new orifice! | ||
== | ==[[Sir Daniel Fortesque]]== | ||
These | These are early voice lines for Sir Dan. They are only used in early development builds. | ||
===106=== | ===106=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:02 | '''Length''': 0:02 | ||
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==[[Stanyer Iron Hewer]]== | ==[[Stanyer Iron Hewer]]== | ||
===112=== | ===112=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:06<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:06<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Ahh Fortesque! What's this I hear about that arch cad Zarok still being alive - thought you killed the fella? | Ahh Fortesque! What's this I hear about that arch cad Zarok still being alive - thought you killed the fella? | ||
===113=== | ===113=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:10<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:10<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Never mind, you old war-horse, better show 'im what's what, eh? I expect Johnny Zombie's a bit more of a handful than you remember - how are you doing for weapons? | Never mind, you old war-horse, better show 'im what's what, eh? I expect Johnny Zombie's a bit more of a handful than you remember - how are you doing for weapons? | ||
===114=== | ===114=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:10<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:10<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Here, take my WarHammer, it'll smash anything and it won't fall apart like a club - I only ever get to use it cracking walnuts around this place. | Here, take my WarHammer, it'll smash anything and it won't fall apart like a club - I only ever get to use it cracking walnuts around this place. | ||
===115=== | ===115=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:07<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:07<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Nonsense, Fortesque I won't take no for an answer. Knock a few heads for old Stanyer Iron Hewer, eh? | Nonsense, Fortesque I won't take no for an answer. Knock a few heads for old Stanyer Iron Hewer, eh? | ||
===116=== | ===116=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:14<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:14<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Bravo Fortesque, some of the other chaps wagered Zarok would be using your rib cage as a toast rack by now. But I knew you'd pull through.<br />Here, I have a little extra something here I can give you. Could help the old quest, do you want it? | Bravo Fortesque, some of the other chaps wagered Zarok would be using your rib cage as a toast rack by now. But I knew you'd pull through.<br />Here, I have a little extra something here I can give you. Could help the old quest, do you want it? | ||
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Thank 'ee for rescuing us, kind zir!<br />Forgive us master, we have no pig to reward you, but we'd be honoured if you'd accept these shiny, gold coloured stones as a token of our thanks. | Thank 'ee for rescuing us, kind zir!<br />Forgive us master, we have no pig to reward you, but we'd be honoured if you'd accept these shiny, gold coloured stones as a token of our thanks. | ||
===118 | ===118=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[The Haunted Ruins]] | '''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[The Haunted Ruins]]<br>'''Trivia''': This line is unused. | ||
Beat out them fires master! The 'airs on moy feet is startin' t' smoulder. | Beat out them fires master! The 'airs on moy feet is startin' t' smoulder. | ||
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==[[The Town Mayor]]== | ==[[The Town Mayor]]== | ||
===119=== | ===119=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:26<br />'''Level''': [[Inside | '''Length''': 0:26<br />'''Level''': [[Inside The Asylum]] | ||
By 'eck, am I glad to see you! That Zarok tried to force me to hand over the Shadow Artefact - he means to release the Demons from their tomb under the Enchanted Forest.<br />But I said to him, I said 'You can't touch me, you lanky windbag, I'm the mayor.Aye, that told him... But then he had me locked up in here with all these nutters. Oh, it's been terrible - I haven't managed to get a word of sense out of anyone in weeks! | By 'eck, am I glad to see you! That Zarok tried to force me to hand over the Shadow Artefact - he means to release the Demons from their tomb under the Enchanted Forest.<br />But I said to him, I said, 'You can't touch me, you lanky windbag, I'm the mayor.' Aye, that told him... But then he had me locked up in here with all these nutters. Oh, it's been terrible - I haven't managed to get a word of sense out of anyone in weeks! | ||
===120=== | ===120=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[Inside | '''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[Inside The Asylum]] | ||
Right, well I'll see myself out, thanks. You have a good look around, lad, Zarok's left some stuff lying about that I think you might find useful. | Right, well I'll see myself out, thanks. You have a good look around, lad, Zarok's left some stuff lying about that I think you might find useful. | ||
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==[[Woden the Mighty]]== | ==[[Woden the Mighty]]== | ||
===121=== | ===121=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:08<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Fortesque, you jawless arrow magnet - what are you doing back here? | Fortesque, you jawless arrow magnet - what are you doing back here? | ||
===122=== | ===122=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:35<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:35<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
What? Call me MISTER Woden the Mighty!<br />How I pity the people of Gallowmere - that their fate should once again be in the hands of a chump like you!<br />Still, I suppose it's not fair to take it out on them - take my sword - and do try not to stab yourself in the foot.<br />You know, I've always had my doubts about you, Fortesque - you're just not carved from hero material. | What? Call me MISTER Woden the Mighty!<br />How I pity the people of Gallowmere - that their fate should once again be in the hands of a chump like you!<br />Still, I suppose it's not fair to take it out on them - take my sword - and do try not to stab yourself in the foot.<br />You know, I've always had my doubts about you, Fortesque - you're just not carved from hero material. | ||
===123=== | ===123=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:23<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:23<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
By God, Fortesque, you must be the luckiest corpse ever to walk the face of the Earth!<br />I have something here I can lend to you - take it or leave it but remember I'm only doing this for the sake of Gallowmere's doomed population and not for you, you gangly buffoon. | By God, Fortesque, you must be the luckiest corpse ever to walk the face of the Earth!<br />I have something here I can lend to you - take it or leave it but remember I'm only doing this for the sake of Gallowmere's doomed population and not for you, you gangly buffoon. | ||
==[[Gargoyles (enemies)|Gargoyles]]== | ==[[Gargoyles (enemies)|Gargoyles]]== | ||
===124=== | ===124=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[Cemetery Hill]] | ||
We have failed the Master! We give our lives! | We have failed the Master! We give our lives! | ||
===125 | ===125=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[Cemetery Hill]]<br>'''Trivia''': This line is unused. | ||
We must double our efforts to protect the Master! | We must double our efforts to protect the Master! | ||
==[[Bloodmonath Skull Cleaver]]== | ==[[Bloodmonath Skull Cleaver]]== | ||
===126 | ===126 === | ||
'''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Eh Mr.. Fortisskay - I wanna talk with you... | Eh Mr.. Fortisskay - I wanna talk with you... | ||
===127 | ===127=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes | '''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
If this Zorak so bad, why you get to go back? Why you of all people, Fortisskay? | |||
===128=== | |||
'''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | |||
It should be I, Bloodmonath Skull Cleaver - when i lived, always I had a pile of slain strewn around me. You, you spend most of your time organising the changing of the guard and playing croquet with the king! | |||
===129=== | |||
'''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | |||
Still, I lend you my axe - you swing her, you throw her, she thirsts for slaughter as much as I. | |||
===130=== | |||
'''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | |||
Drink deep of demon blood my proud beauty... | |||
==[[Zarok]]== | ==[[Zarok]]== | ||
=== | ===131=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:13<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:13<br />'''Level''': [[Cemetery Hill]] | ||
So, even from the shackles of death my old enemy pursues me!<br />You're too late Fortesque - already my army has risen from the grave!<br />You will never leave this necropolis... Ha, ha, ha! | So, even from the shackles of death my old enemy pursues me!<br />You're too late Fortesque - already my army has risen from the grave!<br />You will never leave this necropolis... Ha, ha, ha! | ||
=== | ===132=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:11<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:11<br />'''Level''': [[Zarok's Lair]] | ||
Sir Fortesque, my old nemesis, so we meet again!<br />I see that a century spent as worm food has done nothing to diminish your naive obsession with the freedom of Gallowmere. | Sir Fortesque, my old nemesis, so we meet again!<br />I see that a century spent as worm food has done nothing to diminish your naive obsession with the freedom of Gallowmere. | ||
=== | ===133=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:11<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:11<br />'''Level''': [[Zarok's Lair]] | ||
Prepare to attack, my warriors, I want the dogs gnawing marrow from those bones within the hour...Aargh! What is that Fortesque, your lucky cup? | Prepare to attack, my warriors, I want the dogs gnawing marrow from those bones within the hour...Aargh! What is that Fortesque, your lucky cup? | ||
=== | ===134=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:11<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:11<br />'''Level''': [[Zarok's Lair]] | ||
You always were fortunate in battle, Fortesque.<br />Let us see how you fare against my champion, the late Lord Kardok. He eats people like you as calcium supplement! | You always were fortunate in battle, Fortesque.<br />Let us see how you fare against my champion, the late Lord Kardok. He eats people like you as calcium supplement! | ||
=== | ===135=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:05<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:05<br />'''Level''': [[Zarok's Lair]]<br />'''Trivia''': "Bugger!" was improvised by [[Paul Darrow]].{{TwitterRef|Wilson|1144921618587799552|June 29, 2019|quote=Paul was prone to improvising and we very much enjoyed tweaking and playing with the script during recording. I had forgotten that the “bugger!” line that so many fans of the game enjoy was an additional improv by Darrow. He made that moment so much more fun.}} | ||
Bugger! Right then, that's it! I've just about had enough of your meddling! | Bugger! Right then, that's it! I've just about had enough of your meddling! | ||
=== | ===136=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:05<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:05<br />'''Level''': [[Zarok's Lair]] | ||
Where is that spell? Ah yes! | Where is that spell? Ah yes! | ||
=== | ===137=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:03<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:03<br />'''Level''': [[Zarok's Lair]] | ||
No! Not that spell! | No! Not that spell! | ||
=== | ===138=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:05<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:05<br />'''Level''': [[Zarok's Lair]] | ||
Oooh... Oh not right now! | Oooh... Oh not right now! | ||
=== | ===139=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[Zarok's Lair]] | ||
Ha ha! Now I have it! | Ha ha! Now I have it! | ||
=== | ===140=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:04<br />'''Level''': [[Zarok's Lair]] | ||
None shall defeat the mighty Zarok!<br />So prepare to die Fortesque! | None shall defeat the mighty Zarok!<br />So prepare to die Fortesque! | ||
=== | ===141=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:10<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:10<br />'''Level''': [[Zarok's Lair]] | ||
Ha ha har! Not such the big man now are you, Fortesque?<br />Guards: take him down! | Ha ha har! Not such the big man now are you, Fortesque?<br />Guards: take him down! | ||
=== | ===142=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:07<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:07<br />'''Level''': [[Zarok's Lair]] | ||
Ughhh - Curse you Sir Knight. I am finally defeated. | Ughhh - Curse you Sir Knight. I am finally defeated. | ||
=== | ===143=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:12<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:12<br />'''Level''': [[Zarok's Lair]] | ||
Yet if I am to fail then all shall perish!<br />You are doomed Fortesque! You will never leave this domain! Ha ha ha! | Yet if I am to fail then all shall perish!<br />You are doomed Fortesque! You will never leave this domain! Ha ha ha! | ||
==[[Sir Daniel Fortesque]]== | ==[[Sir Daniel Fortesque]]== | ||
=== | ===144=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
No. No... | No. No... | ||
=== | ===145=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Not too good! | Not too good! | ||
=== | ===146=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:00<br />'''Levels''': [[Inside the Asylum]], [[ | '''Length''': 0:00<br />'''Levels''': [[Inside the Asylum]], [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Great! | Great! | ||
=== | ===147=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:01<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:01<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Yes please! | Yes please! | ||
=== | ===148=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Levels''': [[The Haunted Ruins]], [[ | '''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Levels''': [[The Haunted Ruins]], [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Huh.. what...me? | Huh.. what...me? | ||
=== | ===149=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:03<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:03<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Oh no... | Oh no... | ||
=== | ===150=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:01<br />'''Levels''': [[The Enchanted Earth]], [[ | '''Length''': 0:01<br />'''Levels''': [[The Enchanted Earth]], [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Get on with it! | Get on with it! | ||
=== | ===151=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:01<br />'''Levels''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:01<br />'''Levels''': [[Dan's Crypt]], [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
I'll show you! | I'll show you! | ||
=== | ===152=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Levels''': [[The Haunted Ruins]], [[ | '''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Levels''': [[The Haunted Ruins]], [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Gulp! | Gulp! | ||
=== | ===153=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:01<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:01<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
You were!? | You were!? | ||
=== | ===154=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:01<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:01<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Watch it! | Watch it! | ||
=== | ===155=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:03<br />'''Level''': [[ | '''Length''': 0:03<br />'''Level''': [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
No I do not! | No I do not! | ||
=== | ===156=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Levels''': [[Inside | '''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Levels''': [[Inside The Asylum]], [[Pools Of The Ancient Dead]], [[Hall of Heroes]] | ||
Tell me about it! | Tell me about it! | ||
=== | ===157=== | ||
'''Length''': 0:03<br />'''Level''': [[The Haunted Ruins]] | '''Length''': 0:03<br />'''Level''': [[The Haunted Ruins]] | ||
Fell off! | Fell off! | ||
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'''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[The Enchanted Earth]] | '''Length''': 0:02<br />'''Level''': [[The Enchanted Earth]] | ||
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==References== | ==References== | ||
{{Reflist}} | {{Reflist}} | ||
[[Category: | ==Navigation== | ||
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Latest revision as of 18:01, 16 October 2024
This page documents all the spoken dialogue found in MediEvil, ordered numerically as it is in the Sound Test menu available via cheats.
Bloodmonath Skull Cleaver
0
Length: 0:04
Level: Hall of Heroes
Eh Mr.. Fortisskay - I wanna talk with you...
1
Length: 0:05
Level: Hall of Heroes
If this Zorak so bad, why you get to go back? Why you of all people, Fortisskay?
2
Length: 0:16
Level: Hall of Heroes
It should be I, Bloodmonath Skull Cleaver - when I lived, always I had a pile of slain strewn around me.
You, you spend most of your time organising the changing of the guard and playing croquet with the king.
3
Length: 0:08
Level: Hall of Heroes
Still, I lend you my axe - you swing her, you throw her, she thirsts for slaughter as much as I.
4
Length: 0:05
Level: Hall of Heroes
Drink deep of demon blood my proud beauty...
5
Length: 0:14
Level: Hall of Heroes
Ten thousand curses, Fortisskay, I bet money you be back pushing up daisies by now!
Hey, I have something here for you. You like it very much. You want?
The Boat Man
6
Length: 0:15
Level: The Lake
Trivia: Although this line is unused in the original game, it is used in the PS4 remake.
Look at you, it must be 500 years since you were last on my ferry - and you don't look a day over 400. Now here we are. Zarok's magic has caused the lost mythical town of Mellowmede to rise from its watery grave! See you soon!
7
Length: 0:25
Level: Pools Of The Ancient Dead
Greetings stranger, I am the Boat Man - it is I who ferry lost souls on their final journey to the Land of the Dead. But hold, have we not met before? Sir Daniel Fortesque! Not you too?
Thanks to Zarok's meddlings I'm up to my eye sockets in lost souls who've woken from the eternal sleep - business hasn't been this brisk since before they invented sanitation.
8
Length: 0:8
Level: Pools Of The Ancient Dead
Look, if you help me gather up a boatload of eight lost souls and bring them here, I'll drop you off at the sunken town of Mellowmede - how's that sound?
9
Length: 0:10
Level: Pools Of The Ancient Dead
You have returned without all of the souls.
I am too old for all this larking around in ancient battle grounds, not as young as I used to be!
10
Length: 0:8
Level: Pools Of The Ancient Dead
How gracious of you! Makes a change to meet a polite young skeleton after dealing with those filthy zombie types!
Hop aboard.
Canny Tim
11
Length: 0:03
Level: Hall of Heroes
Captain Fortesque! It's me, Canny Tim. Does the battle go well?
12
Length: 0:16
Level: Hall of Heroes
How I wish I could fight at your side again, sir. But hold, you could take my crossbow, it's got rapid fire and you can ricochet the darts off walls to shoot around corners.
I used it at the Battle of Gallowmere: after you were slain I shot Zarok's champion Lord Kardok - a clean kill, through the eye at some 1000 yards...
13
Length: 0:03
Level: Hall of Heroes
Not that there's anything clever about shooting someone in the eye, sir.
14
Length: 0:02
Level: Hall of Heroes
Duh! G-goodbye, sir.
15
Length: 0:10
Level: Hall of Heroes
Hurrah, I knew it would take more than an army of the evil dead to throw your stride, sir. I have something that may help you on your quest, captain, I give it to you freely, though I have no idea what it is.
Boiler Guard
16
Length: 0:03
Level: The Sleeping Village
Hurry comrades, tear this place apart!
17
Length: 0:07
Level: The Sleeping Village
If we don't find the Shadow Artefact Lord Zarok will have us mucking out the demons for the next millennium!
Dirk Steadfast
18
Length: 0:02
Level: Hall of Heroes
Aalreet Dan man, how ya doing?
19
Length: 0:02
Level: Hall of Heroes
Now then, have ya got yourself a magic sword?
20
Length: 0:17
Level: Hall of Heroes
What? Daniel, man, y'cannat go into battle against an army of undead without a magic sword... Here take mine, you'll never have to sharpen another blade or my name's not Dirk Steadfast.
It's not enough just to have a magic shield, you know, no matter what that soft, thickie Sturnguard says.
21
Length: 0:06
Level: Hall of Heroes
Good lad. Why I'd sooner go into battle holding a tea tray than carry that weedy girl's shield of his!
22
Length: 0:09
Level: Hall of Heroes
Eh Dan man, how's that sword bearing up? I told you it was magic, reet? I 've got something here I can give you but I've no idea what it is. D'ya fancy your chances, like?
Fairy
23
Length: 0:22
Level: The Ant Caves
Thank you for releasing me, Sir. My people wish only to live our lives in blissful harmony with nature, but alas the wicked Ant Queen has many of us imprisoned.
Rescue my people, Mr. Fortesque, and you will be richly rewarded.
24
Length: 0:14
Level: The Ant Caves
Here we are, I shall open the entrance for you...
These fireflies are my friends; they will light your way through the darkness below.
25
Length: 0:17
Level: The Ant Caves
You have helped to free all the fairy people from the clutches of the filthy ant scum. As a reward I can grant you passage to the Hall of Heroes. I've never been there myself but I've heard they've got a free bar.
Imanzi Shongama
26
Length: 0:08
Level: Hall of Heroes
Trivia: The line was cut down to just "Dan, Dan, Dan" in the PS4 remake.
Dan, Dan, Dan. Tell me, what's a warrior queen got to do to meet someone like you?
27
Length: 0:08
Level: Hall of Heroes
Trivia: "Baby" was removed from this line of dialogue in the PS4 remake.
Don't be shy, baby - I've seen you giving me the eye. You may be weak and feeble like all men, but I like you, Daniel.
28
Length: 0:07
Level: Hall of Heroes
Trivia: This line of dialogue was fully omitted from the PS4 remake.
Oh, I love a man who doesn't talk back! I think if you return I may take you for my husband.
29
Length: 0:08
Level: Hall of Heroes
Trivia: "Sugar" was removed from this line of dialogue in the PS4 remake.
Now listen up, sugar: your bow and arrows are fine for itty bitty jobs but if you wanna pack some serious heat you should take this spear.
30
Length: 0:02
Level: Hall of Heroes
Trivia: This line of dialogue was fully omitted from the PS4 remake.
Think of me when you throw it.
31
Length: 0:08
Level: Hall of Heroes
Trivia: This is Imanzi's only unmodified line of dialogue in the PS4 remake.
Well hello stranger. I've got a little present for you - why don't you shut your eye and hold out your hands?
The Dragon
32
Length: 0:24
Level: The Crystal Caves
Urghh... Enough... I yield! That really hurt. What did you have to go and do that for?
Here, take this Dragon Potion and leave me alone! Drink it when you need it - it gives you armour that is impervious to heat, plus it lets you breathe fire.
Now go away!
33
Length: 0:22
Level: The Crystal Caves
Who dares to enter my lair and wake me from my slumber?
Aha! Prepare yourself, little man, I shall roast the flesh from your bones... Oh, um... I see... In that case... I will pluck out both of your eyes...ah...oh, great... I'm... I'm just going to give you a good hiding!
The Forest Witch
34
Length: 0:13
Level: The Ant Caves
Ooh, lovely, lovely amber.
Here you are Sir Knight, a wart covered and cabbage smelling old crone I may be but I always keep my promises: I grant you my reward!
35
Length: 0:07
Level: The Ant Caves
What's this? I said seven pieces of amber. No reward for you, you useless squirt!
36
Length: 0:07
Level: The Ant Caves
Bless me, if it isn't Daniel, Lord of the Ants. Hold still and I'll remove the shrink spell.
37
Length: 0:15
Level: The Enchanted Earth
Who has summoned the Witch of the Forest? Oh, it is you, Sir Fortesque. Forgive me my lord I have never met a REAL hero.... Ha ha haa haa haaa haaaaa cackle cackle cackle!!!
38
Length: 0:07
Level: The Enchanted Earth
Trivia: This line was omitted from the PS4 remake.
What? Hurry along then, there must be loads more adventures you could be ducking out of.
39
Length: 0:06
Level: The Enchanted Earth
Sorry, didn't I mention I'd have to shrink you to the size of an insect? Now hurry back.
40
Length: 0:22
Level: The Enchanted Earth
Ahem, forgive me, just an old lady's little joke. In truth I am glad to see you Sir Fortesque: I need 7 pieces of amber that are hidden in the Ants' nest. Bring them to me and I can grant you a special reward!
I will only offer you this quest this once. Are you willing to give it a try?
Knights of Gallowmere
41
Length: 0:02
Level: Zarok's Lair
For the honour of Gallowmere!
42
Length: 0:05
Level: Zarok's Lair
This battle is ours. We are free from the tyranny of Zarok!
Megwynne Stormbinder
43
Length: 0:04
Level: Hall of Heroes
Daniel, there you are! I was so worried about you.
44
Length: 0:08
Level: Hall of Heroes
I know you have the heart of a hero, Daniel, now we must show the others. Would you like to take my magic lightning bolts - I don't have many but they're very powerful.
45
Length: 0:02
Level: Hall of Heroes
Off you pop then and keep your chin up!
46
Length: 0:06
Level: Hall of Heroes
Oops, sorry Daniel. Now take care, the good people of Gallowmere are depending on you.
47
Length: 0:08
Level: Hall of Heroes
Daniel, thank goodness you're still safe.
I have a gift I can give to you but sadly I cannot say how useful you will find it.
Jack of the Green
48
Length: 0:32
Level: The Asylum Grounds
Greetings Sir Fortesque, my name is... Jack of the Green. I am the master of riddles and this maze is my domain.
You are free to leave but ONLY once you've answered four riddles - puzzles so fiendishly difficult, so perplexingly complex that no man has ever solved them - ha, ha, ha. Now try my first riddle..
At night they come without being
fetched;
By day they are lost without being
stolen.
49
Length: 0:06
Level: The Asylum Grounds
At night they come without being
fetched;
By day they are lost without being
stolen.
50
Length: 0:04
Level: The Asylum Grounds
I live for laughter
I live for the crowd,
Without it I am nothing.
51
Length: 0:08
Level: The Asylum Grounds
Face like a tree,
Skin like the sea,
A great beast I be,
Yet vermin frighten me!
52
Length: 0:06
Level: The Asylum Grounds
I tolerate the moon and stars,
I can't abide the sun,
Banish me with torch light
And you'll see me turn and run.
53
Length: 0:10
Level: The Asylum Grounds
Well done, Sir Knight. But my Star Riddle was but a trifle - I always like to begin with an easy one.
Return hither - you will not find my next conundrum so simple!
54
Length: 0:11
Level: The Asylum Grounds
All right, yes it was a clown - very clever I'm sure.
Return in haste, Sir knight, for I wish to see the despair on your face when you hear my next cryptic puzzler.
55
Length: 0:16
Level: The Asylum Grounds
Did you spot my bluff? I pretended that riddle was hard but in truth it was obviously an elephant.
This time, however, I almost pity you: the answer to my next vexing enigma has eluded the finest minds of a whole generation.
Come to me!
56
Length: 0:16
Level: The Asylum Grounds
Blast you! It took me ages to come up with that Darkness one!
Very well, outrageous as it seems, my vast intellect has been matched by your badly decomposed brain.
Return at once and I shall give you your prize.
57
Length: 0:09
Level: The Asylum Grounds
You think you're so clever don't you?
Here you are Sir Clever Clogs, I grant you free passage through my maze - find your own way out!
Karl Sturnguard
58
Length: 0:16
Level: Hall of Heroes
Ah Herr Fortesque - you are back on the battlefield, yah? Zis is good.
People say to me 'Sturnguard what do think of this sword or that axe' but I say to them 'NEIN! Modern warfare is a question of science, the science of shields.'
59
Length: 0:09
Level: Hall of Heroes
I think maybe you should take my shield - yah? It is magic, Herr Fortesque.
Some say it is better to have a magic sword than a magic shield but I say to you that this is rubbish!
60
Length: 0:05
Level: Hall of Heroes
So long as you use it properly this shield will make you invincible!
61
Length: 0:12
Level: Hall of Heroes
You are back, Herr Fortesque, I think this is because of my shield, yah? But I have something else I can give to you, something you may find verrrry interesting.
First Mate
62
Length: 0:06
Level: The Ghost Ship
Captain, I thought you ought to know we have a stowaway on board, I've told the men to scour the decks for him.
63
Length: 0:06
Level: The Ghost Ship
Is that really necessary? Couldn't we just give him a good tongue lashing and drop him off at the next port?
Gargoyles
64
Length: 0:21
Level: The Time Device
Using a dark magic called 'science' Zarok has constructed a device based around the mechanical measurement of time. The innards of this chronograph are fiendishly complicated.
Keep your eye on the flying timepieces and get ready to reset the hands of the master time clock.
65
Length: 0:18
Level: The Graveyard
Tread softly - Zarok awaits beyond these Gates!
The master meets with the Demon from the Mausoleum, hatching plots of purest evil. Forgotten nobodies would be wise to make themselves scarce!
66
Length: 0:19
Level: The Entrance Hall
Sir Daniel Fortesque! Standing bold as you like in the foyer of Zarok's castle - who'd have thought it. Not us that's for sure.
We's afraid the Master of the House is out trying to plunge the land into eternal night, but come on in and make yourself at home!
67
Length: 0:16
Level: Return to the Graveyard
All has changed outside the Necropolis. Paths go this way, paths go that way... Nasty painful death waits round every turn and over every hill. Bon Voyage!
68
Length: 0:12
Level: Scarecrow Fields
Pumpkin Gorge dead ahead, the nursery to Gallowmere's favourite side dish. Step inside and understand the true horror of fruit gone bad!
69
Length: 0:20
Level: Pumpkin Gorge
All bow down before the master of the vegetable patch, the prize-winning plant who can summon an army of cabbage with a wave of his noble tendril.
He's delicious, he nutritious, he's Zarok's secret recipe - he's the Pumpkin King!
70
Length: 0:05
Level: The Enchanted Earth
Trivia: This line is unused. It was going to be used by a Merchant Gargoyle.
Well about time too, thought I was going to be a permanent addition to this mossy hell hole!
71
Length: 0:15
Level: The Ant Caves
Run little man! If the master found it now he would crush it like a bug! Ha ha ha!
Hark, we can hear the soldier ants approaching - onward and meet your tiny nemesis.
72
Length: 0:16
Level: Pools Of The Ancient Dead
Cold and dark and reeking of death. We remembers an ancient battle fought here, between the forces of good and the dark armies of Zarok!
Now the marshes are full of the restless dead.
73
Length: 0:21
Level: The Enchanted Earth
None shall enter. The Shadow Demons are entombed within, separated from the world of goodness and light until the earth cracks open. No one, not even the dark lord Zarok, can release them without the Shadow Artefact.
Leave now or share their doom.
74
Length: 0:22
Level: The Enchanted Earth
What have you done? Once again the Shadow Demons are wreaking havoc across the land - and it's all thanks to you!
The single most destructive and wretched creatures in the history of the world and you've given them an early parole.
They will be heading for the ruins of King Peregrin's Castle - Gallowmere is doomed!
75
Length: 0:10
Level: The Sleeping Village
Poor villagers - the master possesses them. It mustn't hurt them. Hurt guards though, they seek out an object of great power.
76
Length: 0:20
Level: The Haunted Ruins
Sir Daniel Fortesque, it's been a long time. Welcome back to your home.
But it is sad that you should see it so - the jewel in Gallowmere's crown has become a corrupt haven for Zarok's Army of Shadow Demons!
77
Length: 0:08
Level: The Haunted Ruins
The lava has been released Sir Dan, the Castle is collapsing! You will not have long to defeat the stone Golems and escape the ensuing inferno.
78
Length: 0:25
Level: The Lake
The ancient people of this long vanished town once sought to harness the power of Crystals found in the caverns below. Now Zarok seeks to unlock the secrets of this arcane science. This mine shaft leads deep into the earth, to certain doom in the Crystal Caverns.
79
Length: 0:18
Level: The Crystal Caves
The ancient town of Mellowmede was destroyed by creatures known as Rhinotaurs.
They live on still but in a state of hibernation deep within these Caverns, they use the Crystals to prolong their worthless hides.
80
Length: 0:25
Level: Dan's Crypt
It has risen again - Sir Daniel Fortesque.
See? The Hero of Gallowmere who fell at the first charge! The fog of war and the shrouds of time conspired to turn the arrow fodder into the saviour of the day. But we knows better.
81
Length: 0:27
Level: Zarok's Lair
We never thought you'd get this far - your final encounter with Zarok awaits beyond this point. He has surrounded himself with his unnatural bodyguards - but you may yet even the odds by calling upon the lost Souls collected within your Chalice. Place the Chalice on the Shield at the heart of the arena.
Good luck Sir Daniel Fortesque.
82
Length: 0:26
Level: Cemetery Hill
Cough! Splutter! Aaah - fresh air!
We hates these dark old caves and their filthy stench of old witches. A coven of the warty old hags lived here once - unholy fires burning all night while they brewed up unspeakable muck in their cauldrons. They moved on years back but the smell still makes our eyes sting.
83
Length: 0:16
Level: Dan's Crypt
Let it alone! Fate has given it a second chance, a chance to forget the ignoble truth, a chance to defeat Zarok and live up to the legend.
We hopes it does well.
84
Length: 0:17
Level: The Haunted Ruins
Welcome to Castle Peregrin.
In the time of King Peregrin this magnificent edifice was the seat of power and home to the royal household. Now it is home only to ghosts and forgotten memories.
85
Length: 0:17
Level: Hall of Heroes
Welcome to the Hall of Heroes,
where the bravest warriors from history spend eternity, feasting, singing and arm wrestling!
If they think you are worthy enough you may be able to persuade them to give you a new weapon.
86
Length: 0:21
Level: Hall of Heroes
Back from the battles so soon?
It must think it is a hero by now but only a true hero is worthy of a place in the Hall of Heroes.
See the ghostly statue of your fraudster self? When it is has turned solid a true hero you will be.
87
Length: 0:13
Level: Hall of Heroes
It's the Hall of Heroes shopping Mall! Bargain hunters should check out the ground floor. Well to do shoppers should check out the upper floor - that's where it's at!
88
Length: 0:17
Level: Hall of Heroes
Gaining allies in the Hall of the Heroes is the way forward!
Hack! Choppety chop! Off with a few Zombies heads and it thinks it can redeem itself in battle! You still have a long way to go to rank as the best!
89
Length: 0:10
Level: Hall of Heroes
Back and forth like a supernatural yo yo! Maybe the Master will make it harder to find those magic egg cups!
90
Length: 0:20
Level: Hall of Heroes
Wouldn't this make a wonderful tourist attraction! Come see Sturnguard the mighty! Come see the last of the Centaurs! Oh and see that dork over there, that's Daniel Fortesque 'would be hero'! Ha ha ha!
91
Length: 0:28
Level: Hall of Heroes
You prove us all wrong!
Maybe it is destined to be a Hero, maybe it can defeat Zarok! The people of Gallowmere may never know of your past mistakes and you will indeed be remembered as the peoples hero!
Your time in exile is over, welcome to your new home Sir Daniel Fortesque!
King Peregrin
92
Length: 0:16
Level: The Haunted Ruins
Sir Fortesque, noblest of my courtiers, bravest of my captains!
Oh that we should meet at such a dark hour, with the fate of this realm lying once again in your hands. Good god,Fortesque - what's happened to your jaw?
93
Length: 0:28
Level: The Haunted Ruins
Bad luck old man.
Now look, Zarok's army of Shadow Demons hide beneath us within this very mountain, they prepare as we speak to invade fair Gallowmere. If we are to thwart his plans we must bring down the castle on top of them, we must unleash the lava behind the floodgates!
I can take you to the gate's control lever, but you alone can pull it.
94
Length: 0:19
Level: The Haunted Ruins
Of course it's a highly dangerous mission - even for a dead man. I dare say that when that fiend sees what you've done he'll make sure you spend eternity in the most unspeakable torment. But then I know these things mean nothing to a man of your iron will, eh Fortesque?
95
Length: 0:03
Level: The Haunted Ruins
Splendid! Good luck old friend!
The Pumpkin Witch
96
Length: 0:28
Level: The Pumpkin Serpent
Greetings kind sir. I am the Pumpkin Witch. I'm like a mother to those pumpkins - I give them all the love and care a young fruit could ever ask for.
From the moment they first push a shoot above the soil, right up until their heads are cut off and eaten - and look, see how they repay me! Running around and causing mischief!
That nasty old big Pumpkin is a bad influence on the young seedlings, if you teach him a lesson in manners I might give you a nice present!
97
Length: 0:08
Level: The Pumpkin Serpent
That big bad old Pumpkin is a bad influence on those young seedlings. Those naughty Podlings need teaching a lesson in manners!
98
Length: 0:18
Level: The Pumpkin Serpent
A most edifying spectacle sir: man and vegetable in a magnificent duel to the death. Ooh, I've come over all of a doodah.
Here, have this lovely Dragon gem as your reward. Ohh, lovely majestic creatures Dragons are.
RavenHooves the Archer
99
Length: 0:04
Level: Hall of Heroes
Look at you running around in your bones, Fortesque - you're so nouveau dead.
100
Length: 0:06
Level: Hall of Heroes
I Ravenhooves, last prince of the Centaurs, have not galloped the earth in over ten thousand years.
101
Length: 0:10
Level: Hall of Heroes
Do yourself a favour, Fortesque, take my longbow - more powerful than a crossbow, the option of flaming arrows, it is truly the weapon of noblemen.
102
Length: 0:08
Level: Hall of Heroes
Congratulations. You don't quite have my breeding, Mr. Johnny Come Lately, but there's hope for you yet.
103
Length: 0:08
Level: Hall of Heroes
Oh, Daniel - I've got something here I can give you but I've no idea what it is. Do you fancy a little gamble, like?
Ghost Ship Captain
104
Length: 0:06
Level: The Ghost Ship
Good, I want that scurvy dog dangling from yon yardarm by his bowels!
105
Length: 0:14
Level: The Ghost Ship
Look, there's not a man jack on this ship who wouldn't keelhaul his own grandmother for the silver in her hair - there'll be no tongue lashing!
Bring the landlubber to me an' I'll tear 'im a new orifice!
Sir Daniel Fortesque
These are early voice lines for Sir Dan. They are only used in early development builds.
106
Length: 0:02
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107
Length: 0:01
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108
Length: 0:02
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109
Length: 0:00
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110
Length: 0:01
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111
Length: 0:01
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Stanyer Iron Hewer
112
Length: 0:06
Level: Hall of Heroes
Ahh Fortesque! What's this I hear about that arch cad Zarok still being alive - thought you killed the fella?
113
Length: 0:10
Level: Hall of Heroes
Never mind, you old war-horse, better show 'im what's what, eh? I expect Johnny Zombie's a bit more of a handful than you remember - how are you doing for weapons?
114
Length: 0:10
Level: Hall of Heroes
Here, take my WarHammer, it'll smash anything and it won't fall apart like a club - I only ever get to use it cracking walnuts around this place.
115
Length: 0:07
Level: Hall of Heroes
Nonsense, Fortesque I won't take no for an answer. Knock a few heads for old Stanyer Iron Hewer, eh?
116
Length: 0:14
Level: Hall of Heroes
Bravo Fortesque, some of the other chaps wagered Zarok would be using your rib cage as a toast rack by now. But I knew you'd pull through.
Here, I have a little extra something here I can give you. Could help the old quest, do you want it?
Captured Farmers
117
Length: 0:11
Level: The Haunted Ruins
Thank 'ee for rescuing us, kind zir!
Forgive us master, we have no pig to reward you, but we'd be honoured if you'd accept these shiny, gold coloured stones as a token of our thanks.
118
Length: 0:04
Level: The Haunted Ruins
Trivia: This line is unused.
Beat out them fires master! The 'airs on moy feet is startin' t' smoulder.
The Town Mayor
119
Length: 0:26
Level: Inside The Asylum
By 'eck, am I glad to see you! That Zarok tried to force me to hand over the Shadow Artefact - he means to release the Demons from their tomb under the Enchanted Forest.
But I said to him, I said, 'You can't touch me, you lanky windbag, I'm the mayor.' Aye, that told him... But then he had me locked up in here with all these nutters. Oh, it's been terrible - I haven't managed to get a word of sense out of anyone in weeks!
120
Length: 0:08
Level: Inside The Asylum
Right, well I'll see myself out, thanks. You have a good look around, lad, Zarok's left some stuff lying about that I think you might find useful.
Woden the Mighty
121
Length: 0:08
Level: Hall of Heroes
Fortesque, you jawless arrow magnet - what are you doing back here?
122
Length: 0:35
Level: Hall of Heroes
What? Call me MISTER Woden the Mighty!
How I pity the people of Gallowmere - that their fate should once again be in the hands of a chump like you!
Still, I suppose it's not fair to take it out on them - take my sword - and do try not to stab yourself in the foot.
You know, I've always had my doubts about you, Fortesque - you're just not carved from hero material.
123
Length: 0:23
Level: Hall of Heroes
By God, Fortesque, you must be the luckiest corpse ever to walk the face of the Earth!
I have something here I can lend to you - take it or leave it but remember I'm only doing this for the sake of Gallowmere's doomed population and not for you, you gangly buffoon.
Gargoyles
124
Length: 0:04
Level: Cemetery Hill
We have failed the Master! We give our lives!
125
Length: 0:02
Level: Cemetery Hill
Trivia: This line is unused.
We must double our efforts to protect the Master!
Bloodmonath Skull Cleaver
126
Length: 0:04
Level: Hall of Heroes
Eh Mr.. Fortisskay - I wanna talk with you...
127
Length: 0:04
Level: Hall of Heroes
If this Zorak so bad, why you get to go back? Why you of all people, Fortisskay?
128
Length: 0:04
Level: Hall of Heroes
It should be I, Bloodmonath Skull Cleaver - when i lived, always I had a pile of slain strewn around me. You, you spend most of your time organising the changing of the guard and playing croquet with the king!
129
Length: 0:04
Level: Hall of Heroes
Still, I lend you my axe - you swing her, you throw her, she thirsts for slaughter as much as I.
130
Length: 0:04
Level: Hall of Heroes
Drink deep of demon blood my proud beauty...
Zarok
131
Length: 0:13
Level: Cemetery Hill
So, even from the shackles of death my old enemy pursues me!
You're too late Fortesque - already my army has risen from the grave!
You will never leave this necropolis... Ha, ha, ha!
132
Length: 0:11
Level: Zarok's Lair
Sir Fortesque, my old nemesis, so we meet again!
I see that a century spent as worm food has done nothing to diminish your naive obsession with the freedom of Gallowmere.
133
Length: 0:11
Level: Zarok's Lair
Prepare to attack, my warriors, I want the dogs gnawing marrow from those bones within the hour...Aargh! What is that Fortesque, your lucky cup?
134
Length: 0:11
Level: Zarok's Lair
You always were fortunate in battle, Fortesque.
Let us see how you fare against my champion, the late Lord Kardok. He eats people like you as calcium supplement!
135
Length: 0:05
Level: Zarok's Lair
Trivia: "Bugger!" was improvised by Paul Darrow.[1]
Bugger! Right then, that's it! I've just about had enough of your meddling!
136
Length: 0:05
Level: Zarok's Lair
Where is that spell? Ah yes!
137
Length: 0:03
Level: Zarok's Lair
No! Not that spell!
138
Length: 0:05
Level: Zarok's Lair
Oooh... Oh not right now!
139
Length: 0:04
Level: Zarok's Lair
Ha ha! Now I have it!
140
Length: 0:04
Level: Zarok's Lair
None shall defeat the mighty Zarok!
So prepare to die Fortesque!
141
Length: 0:10
Level: Zarok's Lair
Ha ha har! Not such the big man now are you, Fortesque?
Guards: take him down!
142
Length: 0:07
Level: Zarok's Lair
Ughhh - Curse you Sir Knight. I am finally defeated.
143
Length: 0:12
Level: Zarok's Lair
Yet if I am to fail then all shall perish!
You are doomed Fortesque! You will never leave this domain! Ha ha ha!
Sir Daniel Fortesque
144
Length: 0:02
Level: Hall of Heroes
No. No...
145
Length: 0:02
Level: Hall of Heroes
Not too good!
146
Length: 0:00
Levels: Inside the Asylum, Hall of Heroes
Great!
147
Length: 0:01
Level: Hall of Heroes
Yes please!
148
Length: 0:02
Levels: The Haunted Ruins, Hall of Heroes
Huh.. what...me?
149
Length: 0:03
Level: Hall of Heroes
Oh no...
150
Length: 0:01
Levels: The Enchanted Earth, Hall of Heroes
Get on with it!
151
Length: 0:01
Levels: Dan's Crypt, Hall of Heroes
I'll show you!
152
Length: 0:02
Levels: The Haunted Ruins, Hall of Heroes
Gulp!
153
Length: 0:01
Level: Hall of Heroes
You were!?
154
Length: 0:01
Level: Hall of Heroes
Watch it!
155
Length: 0:03
Level: Hall of Heroes
No I do not!
156
Length: 0:02
Levels: Inside The Asylum, Pools Of The Ancient Dead, Hall of Heroes
Tell me about it!
157
Length: 0:03
Level: The Haunted Ruins
Fell off!
158
Length: 0:02
Level: The Enchanted Earth
Grumble...grumble....what have you done to me?
References
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"Paul was prone to improvising and we very much enjoyed tweaking and playing with the script during recording. I had forgotten that the “bugger!” line that so many fans of the game enjoy was an additional improv by Darrow. He made that moment so much more fun." — Jason Wilson (@GunnWriter) on X (formerly Twitter) (archived version at Internet Archive Wayback Machine). Published June 29, 2019.
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